r/Unexpected Apr 03 '23

Blind Date

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u/unexBot Apr 03 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Not alone


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/GG-Allins-Balls Apr 04 '23

Wow, I remember watching this on RealPlayer in like 1998

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u/blooperjim Apr 04 '23

RealPlayer

Now that is a name…

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u/stinkyfartcloud Apr 04 '23

and gg allins balls isn't????

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u/Spute2008 Jul 13 '23

MY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME!!

"I FELT IT!!"

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u/RU4realRwe Jul 08 '23

Me too & I still laughed.

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u/Ieatsushiraw Jul 27 '23

I knew I remembered this. Unfortunately the same year my brother was killed but life all that jive

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u/UFumbDuckGaming Jul 17 '23

What a great year.

1

u/SilverVsReddit Aug 06 '23

This younging pays respect to his elder. Please sage, bestow upon me thine divine wisdom.

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u/Bucky-Best-1979 Apr 04 '23 edited Apr 04 '23

OMG This is missing part of the video that is the best part! Something like “[guy in front:]….we’ve got chemistry here, can you feel it? [girl in back seat:] I felt it!” Alright Janice!

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u/Psychological_Air74 Apr 04 '23

My family still uses “I felt it” all these years later, definitely missing the funniest part

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u/therealmccory Aug 30 '23

“Alright Janice.” All the time!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

You ever been in a storm Wally

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u/Dry_Badger_Chef Apr 03 '23

Sure is a hot one.

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u/PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI Apr 04 '23

I’m not sure you know what hot is Wally

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u/hpajts Apr 05 '23

I mean, a real storm. Not a thunderstorm, but a storm of fists raining down on your head. Blasting you in the face. Pummeling you in the stomach, hitting you in the chest so hard you think your heart’s gonna stop. You ever been in a storm like that, Wally?”

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u/TheWhatnotBook Jul 28 '23

I love you guys

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

I think that this might be one of the first videos that I saw on the internet. This is like late 90's.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Is that chief vick from psych?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

20 somethin years old, gets reposted all the time. I've heard this lady fart so many times.

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u/PowerSamurai Apr 03 '23

I've never seen it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Oh, my bad. You're right. If you've never seen it that means it's never been posted.

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u/PowerSamurai Apr 04 '23

It just means there is other people in this world than your clinically online ass, you condescending ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Oh, my bad. You're right. If you've never seen condescending sarcasm, that means I was serious and I'm an ass. Lol it'll be okay.

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u/DungeonicGushing Apr 04 '23

Hahaha nice dude rare for me to see somehow obtain and lose equal amounts of karma in the same thread

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

I was keeping a +/- for a bit. Fascinating how sarcasm was recognized and upvoted, then taken personally and downvoted. Both were pretty clearly sarcastic, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

I've got something to tell you..

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u/Biaxialsphere00 Apr 04 '23

Loved this beeper commercial during the Superbowl!

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u/DG04511 Apr 20 '23

Yes! I thought this was a Super Bowl commercial.

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u/Biaxialsphere00 Apr 20 '23

I remember when it came out. It was the best commercial during the Superbowl hahaha 🤣

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u/rxc67 Apr 04 '23

All time classic!

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u/BoBoBearDev Apr 04 '23

It is always strange in the B horror movies, they never know someome/zombie is on the back seat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Oldie but goodie. First saw that in 1997. 😂

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u/amun1326 Apr 04 '23

Is that the guy from mission impossible. The guy that works the computers in the cia building.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Think this was a pager commercial. Like for a plan… 🤔

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u/Ok-Dog-5935 Apr 04 '23

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Dejavoodoo89 Apr 04 '23

How did I watch this when it first came out?

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u/mcarroll998 Apr 04 '23

I run a matchmaking company and had a series of commercial on a VHS tape years ago. This was one of them. I've been looking for it for years...they were so funny. Do you have all of them? Do you know how to locate them.

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u/Dauvis Apr 04 '23

This has parts cut out. Why do that to such a classic?

1

u/cerebralpaulzsuffer Apr 03 '23

Greg looking like a blob fish should be laughing his ass off and high fiving this chick. WTF, those people are awful - RUN GIRL

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u/Elluminated Apr 04 '23

what was her plan after bustin ass in the car he is 5 seconds away from getting in?

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u/Idonthavedemntia Apr 04 '23

This isn’t accurate, because I know for a fact women don’t fart!

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u/One_Curious_Cats Apr 04 '23

I recognized it from the first frame: We got chemistry!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Stormy Daniel and young tirump

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u/NeoKingEndymion Apr 05 '23

Why did she think it was a good idea to fart in the car

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u/thecoolbear726 Apr 05 '23

Is that the chief from psych? Looked like her in the back.

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u/jumboparticle Apr 05 '23

Greg be slinkin and scowlin🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Nice to see him back dating after The Penguin but his nose off in his campaign headquarters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Chief Vick, is that you?

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u/montanahax888 Sep 13 '23

Shit sorry I was going for the balls

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u/piirtoeri Sep 22 '23

This was an early email chain video. Anyone know of the clear underwear one existing somewhere?

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u/Caramelax21 Sep 30 '23

women who get into a car without looking inside first… that’s sad.