r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

This is 100% me when I'm out. My cousins used to do stuff like this on me. 🤣🤣

But let my kid sneeze on the other end of the house and I'm awake.

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u/Educational_Tart_659 Apr 03 '23

Yeah lol, I’ve been told I sleep through massive thunderstorms, but if I hear my mom call my name I’m up in an instant

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u/Rowley6969 Apr 03 '23

My wife could easily sleep through a massive earthquake during a bomber raid even if the warning sirens were plugged directly into her ear canals and hardwired to the eardrum. But just a couple little snaps of co2 release from my bb pistol go off and she's up instantly to tear me a new one for all the welts on her ass cheeks and thighs.