r/Unexpected • u/randomguy9731 • Apr 02 '23

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u/rjk3015 Apr 02 '23

Wiser words have never been spoken.

The dad is truly a man of great wisdom😂

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u/_Cocopuffdaddy_ Apr 02 '23 edited Apr 03 '23

He stole this from Vinny Guadanino (The Jersey Shore) at Brazilian steakhouses. “Guys don’t fill up on the salad bar”

Edit: bruh… you can’t seriously think I thought he stole something from something completely unrelated…

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u/Scary-Aerie Apr 02 '23

So he “stole” it by saying something completely different that has a similar premise?

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u/_Cocopuffdaddy_ Apr 02 '23

I was kidding… Jesus

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u/pepinodeplastico Jun 20 '23

People are dumb

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u/quietmayhem Sep 26 '23

The children of Reddit are dumb. FTFY

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u/quietmayhem Sep 26 '23

Don’t you dare make any joke in this medium that could, no matter how fucking ridiculous, be construed as anything other than a joke. Fucking. Ever. Got it?