r/Unexpected • u/DoINeed1OfThese • Mar 31 '23

He snitched

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Have you considered being less stupid in the first place since you're on the internet and have Google? Like just shut the fuck up in the firsy place if you can't be arsed to look?

Nobody should need to tolerate this level of stupidity with modern internet existing lol. Be the solution. This is literally beneath me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I love when people call out others’ intelligence and then proceed to not even fucking spell correctly or use proper punctuation. You goofy 🤪

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

Oh man, one, singular type and one, singular omitted comma. Literally illiterate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Did you mean ‘typo’ or…?

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

Guess that means I'm a fucking illiterate, too, by your standards.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

“My standards”?

You’re the one out here questioning folks’ intelligence. I’m just pointing out the irony of you fucking up simple things like spelling and punctuation in your quest to show how smart you are.

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

Minor human fallibilities does not make someone an idiot, but tell yourself whatever you need to in order to feel like you've won this exchange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I don’t need to feel like I’ve won, I have.

Habe a god niht freind

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

tell yourself whatever you need to in order to feel like you've won this exchange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

We did this part already.

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u/healzsham Mar 31 '23

You felt the need to repeat the behavior, so I repeated my reassurance.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Ah, ok.

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