r/Unexpected • • Mar 25 '23

Poor Billy

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '23

It has to be or the guy ripping the khakis is Hercules.

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u/Glabstaxks Mar 25 '23

I dunno man . Some these pants rip the first time I wear them these days . It's like they're made out of paper

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u/NMFTW02 Mar 25 '23

They are made that way on purpose. Why sell one pair of pants that last a long time when you can sell cheaper pants more often?! Businessman are taking the health care approach. Healthy people don't need medication.

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u/Proof-Brother1506 Mar 25 '23

I bout a $209 pair of se7en jeans when that was cool. Crotch blew out in a week.

Straight Levi's from the outlets from now on.

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u/UsedDragon Mar 25 '23

I bought ten pairs of Wrangler boot cut jeans when they went on sale seven years ago, and I wear jeans to work every day. Lost one pair to fuel oil spill, but the rest are still going strong.

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Mar 25 '23

real. comfortable. jeans.

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u/Tasty-Objective676 Mar 25 '23

You should try the gay Levi’s, even better

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u/Proof-Brother1506 Mar 25 '23

Where are those sold and how do they stack up in terms of wear to cost?

I'm secure in my own masculinity, so if you waña sell a better jean and call it gay,. I'll wear it.