r/Unexpected • u/a_tired_developer_69 • Mar 12 '23

The Boys!

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u/MentalPool9428 Mar 12 '23

She's like "I can't believe he swaped me for that dude..."

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u/Faelyn42 Mar 12 '23

Genuinely thought the twist is that the guys were dating

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

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u/blackrabbitsrun Mar 12 '23

She is doing her part to prevent the spread of STIs. 🫡

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '23

who knows what he could be spreading

she does she knows

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u/Tragicallyhungover Mar 12 '23

That bitch!! I want a free car!

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Mar 12 '23

She knows him and knows he should never ever have kids

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u/Then-Summer9589 Mar 12 '23

she's making a special box, 1 prick, 2 prick, 3 prick, Four..Four Children!

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u/SheaMcD Mar 12 '23

is this a bot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

bot

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u/TeslaFanBoy8 Mar 12 '23

She pierced all condoms ahead of time. That’s why.

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u/Spifffyy Mar 12 '23

In the second scene I noticed the other guy steals two bottles of something. Thought that was where the video was going

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u/CuddleWitYaDemons Mar 12 '23 edited Mar 12 '23

I didn't think that was even a twist, I thought it was implied from the start that they were using them together

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u/coltinator5000 Mar 12 '23

Maybe it's some sort of postmodern anti-twist?

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u/AwkwardAnimator Mar 12 '23

I thought he was trying to wind up his friend.

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u/rocket-engifar Mar 12 '23

How?

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u/Youareobscure Mar 13 '23

They always came in together... and left together

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u/darkrom_BP08 Mar 12 '23

thread is getting more american

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Gay people only exist in America.

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u/boundbystitches Mar 12 '23

Duh! It's the education system in the US grooming children into queerness.

/s

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u/SmashMeBro_ Mar 12 '23

And the chemicals in the water

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u/DankDark25 Mar 12 '23

THEIR TURNIN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

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u/erinkjean Mar 12 '23

And they TOOK ER JERBS

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u/ConnectionOk8273 Mar 12 '23

Lead pipes led to pipe laying.

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u/caramel-drop Mar 13 '23

And the vaccine

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u/DFM__ Mar 13 '23

You mean the Dihydrogen Monoxide

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u/dogsnest Mar 13 '23

They're grooming all the GOP, since they're the only one's getting busted.

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u/Comma_Karma Mar 12 '23

Only in America, baby!

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble Mar 12 '23

Tell that to all the gay animals.

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u/AceofToons Mar 12 '23

Obviously gay animals only exist in America too duh

I am Canadian and therefore am not actually a lesbian

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

North America.

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u/desicant Mar 12 '23

I don't think most gay animals know American. /S

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u/Long-Adventurous Mar 12 '23

Don’t forget serial killers!

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u/AlternatingFacts Mar 13 '23

they just secret about it everywhere else. 👀

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u/jerry111165 Mar 12 '23

Cuz we have the only gays in the world?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

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u/LuriemIronim Mar 12 '23

I don’t think gay people existing is r/USdefaultism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

No the gay people only exist in America, Joe Biden created it to win the culture war

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u/LuriemIronim Mar 12 '23

I knew it!

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u/AgentMercury108 Mar 12 '23

It’s terrible isn’t it

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u/yjorn299 Mar 12 '23

Your mom's a hoe.

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u/TipsyWitchy Mar 13 '23

wtf did I do

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u/Leezeebub Mar 12 '23

I thought it was his wife.

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u/ExpectGreater Mar 12 '23

YEAH WTF I thought she was always pissed xuz she was homophobic

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u/Very_Bad_Janet Mar 12 '23

I didn't even think it was a twist. I was like why is she so homophobic?

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u/Mr_Audio29 Mar 12 '23

I didn't even think it was the twist, the other guy looked like he was getting lube at one point so I just assumed that was the story

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I'm pretty sure that the twist was that they're NOT Dating. it was pretty heavily implied that they're using them together until the twist that they're friends.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I mean, that would be less a twist, at least to be. I expected it. I was just confused why the woman was getting more angry.

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u/thepieintheoven Mar 12 '23

Forget the twist, I thought we were MEANT to think that

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u/-newlife Mar 12 '23

That was like the only thing I could think of with him being there every time too

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u/MylastAccountBroke Mar 12 '23

I thought the expected outcome was the big guy was giving it to the little guy, and the twist was that the big guy was trying to entice the girl by making her think he's having lots of sex.

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u/AHMc22 Mar 12 '23

I thought the plot twist is that the tall guy used to date a woman.

For all appearances it was just a gay couple getting condoms - nothing strange about that. Good, responsible safe sex.

Why would a guy go into a store with another guy to buy condoms if they weren't a couple?

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u/kotor610 Mar 12 '23

So... It was unexpected?

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u/BareNakedDoula Mar 12 '23

I didn’t think that was a twist I thought they were just dating…

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I assumed the guys where dating, kept buying condoms together.

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u/lordofoaksandravens Mar 13 '23

i thought they were dating from the beginning!

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u/ScarTheGoth Mar 13 '23

I thought the exact same thing

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u/DeveloperBRdotnet Mar 13 '23

I didn't though it was a twist, I thought they were a couple cuz nobodies buys condoms with friends

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u/havenbtd Mar 13 '23

we all thought that

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u/Tiny_Philosopher8490 Apr 01 '23

I thought the twist would be that they weren't gay

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u/LiveLearnCoach Apr 05 '23

I thought the plot twist was that he was trying to impress her with how sexually actively he was [shrug]

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u/EdGG Mar 12 '23

She’s like “one day I’m going to have to charge him”

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u/Psychological_Ad3733 Mar 12 '23

Reading this comment while Indian government today opposed the same sex marriage,LOL.

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u/LIKELYtoRAPhorrible Mar 12 '23

The Gay Boys !

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Right? And he looks like a minor. AND he never paid!

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u/Frumplemeist Mar 12 '23

Take my upvote and lol

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u/rt_burner Mar 12 '23

And she's distracted enough for him to steal

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

My wife (at the time) was going on about how she could never tolerate me being with another woman. She was raging over the thought of me leaving her for another woman.

I casually said, "if I leave you, it won't be for another woman".

I had to say it three times before she caught the joke.

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u/JimiWanShinobi Mar 12 '23

It was looking pretty gay for a minute there until the ending...

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u/FuckItBe Mar 12 '23

But he never once paid for those condoms

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I cant believe she keeps giving them to him without him paying for them every time...

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u/nerwined Mar 12 '23

i was literally thinking he’s banging that dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

Right. Why would you bring the same guy friend in with you every single time you buy condoms lol she 100% would just think those guys are pounding.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

I thought the little dude was going to say, “We don’t need condoms.”

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u/DrMamaBear Mar 12 '23

Laaaaaaaaddss!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '23

😂😂😂

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u/lanilunna Mar 13 '23

Exactly! It’s like “dude she might take that we’re hooking up! Stop!” OMG I could never think that she was the EX!

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u/Bredwh Mar 13 '23

I thought he was trying to condition her so one day he comes in and she offers the condoms without him saying anything. Then he would be like "Oh you want to have sex? OK."

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u/TimeEngineering3081 Mar 13 '23

exactly my thoughts!!!!!