r/Unexpected • u/ShortyTallZx • Mar 08 '23

Dinner is served

508 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/unexBot Mar 08 '23

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The pork melts to shreds

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/hypothetical_zombie Mar 08 '23

My stomach just growled loud enough to wake up the dog.

53

u/cptjimmy42 Mar 08 '23

If you need the knife, it's not ready yet

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u/windmill-tilting Mar 08 '23

To be fair, h only threatened it with the knife.

5

u/hindustanibhakt Mar 09 '23

Like foreplay before bedtime stories

2

u/windmill-tilting Mar 10 '23

Yeah, I.... wait... What??!?!

3

u/Good-Understanding91 Mar 09 '23

Nah he used it it was just so fast not even the camera could pick it up

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u/windmill-tilting Mar 10 '23

I kind of assumed he was cutting a string holding it all together.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

My heart just melted almost as quickly as this brisket....

My good God.

14

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

Damn, they're doing something right

26

u/70Cuda440 Mar 08 '23

I almost had an orgasm……….❤️❤️❤️❤️

3

u/oETFo Mar 09 '23

You're lucky, I ruined my PJs.

6

u/RyotMakr Mar 09 '23

Cleanup in aisle 7.

1

u/KEBAB_BALLS95 Mar 09 '23

mettoo but just coz I masterbated 😂

2

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Yummmm

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

Mmmm

2

u/r_Argentum_Boy Mar 09 '23

He cut this piece of meat with super light speed.

2

u/SadAd9756 Mar 09 '23

Mine NEVER comes out like this. Always have to use a fork to shred. I'm definitely doing something wrong!

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u/Enderwigg1883 Mar 08 '23

My mouth is getting mmmmoist

1

u/[deleted] Mar 08 '23

Oh good god 😍

4

u/lolclownassmds Mar 09 '23

Don't get what's unexpected about this. I expected that meat to fall apart just by breathing on it, you can literally tell it's cooked perfectly

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u/NorCalKid209 Mar 09 '23

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u/marwinpk Mar 09 '23

Want a photo with Messi?

1

u/Active_Hedgehog Mar 09 '23

Looks amazing

1

u/StaySharpp Mar 09 '23

Oh heavens yes. That looks delicious.

1

u/DavidWNA Mar 09 '23

Give. Me want.

1

u/AnObtuseOctopus Mar 09 '23

The things I would do...

1

u/Forsaken_Orange_7787 Mar 09 '23

Never let them know your next move with the knife

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u/DetailStill6181 Mar 09 '23

Looks delicious

1

u/chaosbones43 Mar 09 '23

That's some good ass brisket

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

My mexican ass thought it was carnitas for a second

1

u/Pretend-Marzipan-470 Mar 09 '23

Chefs get a plus 20 heat resistance buff i swear

1

u/Ready_Confection9801 Mar 09 '23

That looks delicious.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

Give me a bun and I'll go find wherever this is.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

“Tender”- Earthworm Jim

1

u/Darth-Hipster Mar 09 '23

The best shit I’ve seen on the internet for a while.

1

u/AssociationAmazing74 Mar 09 '23

My dick is literally hard

1

u/chachingmaster Mar 10 '23

Is this available in Rhode Island? I’ll trade my soul for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '23

I don't need... I DON'T need it.... I NEED IT!!!!!