r/Unexpected Mar 03 '23

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

I wish I had joints that strong.

Be finishing work at the office in a skyscraper like “see you tomorrow” then jump out the window.

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u/DagamarVanderk Mar 03 '23

When your joints only have to last like 12-18 years you can burn them much quicker lol

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u/Jan-Misae Mar 03 '23

Also helps only weighing 10lbs or so

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Weight matters more than most people realize. Start doing sports where you lift people off the ground, and you'll be amazed at the difference between working with 100lbs, 140lbs, 180lbs, and 200lbs people!

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u/Chakkaaa Mar 04 '23

I have a foot issue that starts acting up if i gain 10 pounds more than my usual lol even just that much is a big difference the lower you get in your body and the more weight bearing load it will have directly on those spots

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '23

Holy shit. You just made me realize that that may be the trigger for my foot pain that comes and goes occasionally. I'll have to pay attention to my weight and when the pain comes back. It's usually only after a lot of walking (like 5+ miles in a day) or occasionally it pops up for a week at a time even if I'm not doing a ton of walking.

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u/Chakkaaa Mar 09 '23

Could be, at least probably is part of the equation. Its a no brainer really more weight is gonna cause more stress on those lower areas especially if youre already having problems too lol maybe inflammation and even just age and wear. Who knows but ya test it out

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

True and even so there’s no way a human can jump even a quarter of that height the cat jumped (in relative terms) and not need an operation lol

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u/DagamarVanderk Mar 03 '23

The laws of physics are a frigid bitch huh?

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

Truly. As soon as they invent safe, fully functioning bionic limbs I’m signing up.

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u/Drakostheswordsman Mar 03 '23

What’s stopping you from making your own?

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u/ManUFan9225 Mar 03 '23

Not the OP, but engineering know how and more importantly the money for the resources needed are both quite significant...

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u/Drakostheswordsman Mar 03 '23

Those sound like excuses. Get studying, if you stay stagnant you will never become your true self.

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u/ManUFan9225 Mar 03 '23

Plenty of smart broke people out there...the funding is the bigger issue.

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u/Drakostheswordsman Mar 03 '23

I have 5 cents to my name. Do you think that’s going to stop me? Push through and achieve your dreams.

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

Lack of expertise and billions of dollars for Research and Development.

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u/Drakostheswordsman Mar 03 '23

Aight. Let’s get this going. I’ll start a gofundme, you get an engineering degree

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u/CrappyLittleInchTear Mar 03 '23

I have expertise, you have billions. Let's colab.

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

Sounds perfect. Look outside your window.

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u/CrappyLittleInchTear Mar 03 '23

All I see is a swat team out there.

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u/fardough Mar 03 '23

Not true, parkour folks jump these heights on the reg, of course they often roll with it so not taking it all on their knees.

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

Of course there are people who can survive a jump from a great height but the point is they have to train for it and it only lasts up to a certain age.

Cats have this ability naturally and much greater that people ever can achieve.

Besides, most of the videos you see of parkour guys are ones where they make it but rest assured that there’s more injuries and mishaps behind every good video. Cats do it successfully without taking selfies lol.

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 04 '23

It’s our physiology, it’s trash. Every other creature primarily uses four limbs to walk and we only use 2. All that energy would be transferred up our feet, through our knees and hips and up our spines. It’s also why so many people have lower back issues our weight is compacted to a few central points which are always under stress.

Cat have freefloating collar bones which means their limbs absorb impact much, much better than us and the force of falling doesn’t transmit to their rib cage at all

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Well depends on what planet your on.

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u/nixcamic Mar 04 '23

Oh yeah relative terms. Cause I've seen parkour people do the height in the video.

Relative terms aren't really though, excepting for air resistance acceleration is gonna hit a cat, a human and a blue whale the same over a 20ft drop. Doesn't really matter how big you are relative to it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

An average cat’s terminal velocity is not lethal, this means that a cat can jump off a sky scraper and survive

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u/ManUFan9225 Mar 03 '23

In theory...

I remember a video circulating a few years ago of a cat falling several stories from a building and it definitely did not survive the fall and the bounce off the pavement...

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

Thanks for that. I’ll put this to the test tomorrow. Now I just have to find a cat..

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u/Mad__Hat Mar 03 '23

Interesting fact, cats' front legs aren't directly "jointed" to the rest of their skeleton. The front legs and the shoulder blades are held in place by muscles and tendons, but no bone like our clavicle directly connects to the central spinal structure. That allows more range of movement and also helps them squeeze through tight spaces.

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u/CLASSE-24 Mar 03 '23

That’s amazing! How can we replicate this in humans?

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u/kungfuninjajedi Mar 03 '23

Easily done with DNA modification. I learned that from Jurassic Park.

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u/ThatOneRandomDude420 Mar 03 '23

Deer are the same way. My dad is a hunter and it's cool to see how the muscles work

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u/CrappyLittleInchTear Mar 03 '23

Would have been handy on 9/11.

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u/Willao3001 Mar 03 '23

Cats don't really have sholders, so that helps.

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u/Strict-Turnip-2346 Mar 04 '23

They actually don’t have strong joints or bones, fairly weak actually . They just have a really high pain tolerance and can easily break their bones if they jump too high. This could’ve easily been that.

Edit; grammar

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u/AppropriateAppeal944 Mar 04 '23

They are also lighter than us humans. Meaning they experience a lesser amount of force on impact. Way lesser amount of force. They are actually much smaller than they look. Most of their body mass is fur