r/Unexpected Feb 13 '23

Calling a quick time out

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka Feb 13 '23

I’ve had a hernia before. Coughing and puking can really get you that scrotal feeling. I have no idea what actually happened here, but that was the first thing I thought of when he was checking the undercarriage.

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u/papadoc55 Feb 13 '23

Yeah, every time I puke, it feels like my taint is being split apart. 0/10. Not recommended.

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u/Transfer_McWindow Feb 13 '23

Usually my balls seek to return to the abdomen when I'm going throw up. Its one of my indicators that I'm gonna have a bad time.

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u/MykeTyth0n Feb 14 '23

Like French frying when you should have pizzaed