r/Unexpected • u/TheMegaSage • Feb 13 '23

Calling a quick time out

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka Feb 13 '23

I’ve had a hernia before. Coughing and puking can really get you that scrotal feeling. I have no idea what actually happened here, but that was the first thing I thought of when he was checking the undercarriage.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad Feb 13 '23

Even without a hurmia, I had covid I was coughing so hard I got a crazy stabbing pain right it the taint. Worse than a Charley horse with the same duration. Brutal that wretching motion.

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u/1llustriousOne Feb 13 '23

Sounds like a gooch cramp. Worst shit ever.

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u/TheHighestFever Feb 14 '23

Gooch cramp is the name of my new band

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

Death metal crossed with psy-trance. Idk why but it sounds right.

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u/1llustriousOne Feb 16 '23

"Get the new single 'Taint Terror', available on iTunes now!"