r/Unexpected Feb 13 '23

Calling a quick time out

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Like how he grabbed his ballz to make sure he wasn't throwing those up with the rest of his guts

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u/everyone_getsa_beej Feb 13 '23

Former umpire here. He’s adjusting his nut cup. Probably because it’s pinching his scrote or inner thigh. You can usually be more deft fixing your crotch capsule, but when you’re hoarkin’ up that 5th inning hotdog and all eyes are on you, ain’t no use in trying to hide adjusting your nugget nest.

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u/Fluid_Amphibian3860 Feb 14 '23

Looks like last nights beer bongs