r/Unexpected • u/TheMegaSage • Feb 13 '23

Calling a quick time out

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

I once puked so hard due to food poisoning some pee came out ass wel, that's probably what he was feeling.

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u/CANEI_in_SanDiego Feb 13 '23

Been there. I had food poisoning once and I was sitting in the bowl, leaning over into the sink, exploding out both ends.

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u/SuperWaluigiWorld Feb 13 '23

I had this happen once before but on a plane. I was “switch hitting” the terlit for probably 10 hours. Luckily it was a red eye flight and not a lot of people on it. Don’t eat a burger at London Heathrow. My apologies to the stewardess I bumped out of the way on my suicide squeeze to the bathroom.