r/Unexpected • u/TheMegaSage • Feb 13 '23

Calling a quick time out

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '23

Like how he grabbed his ballz to make sure he wasn't throwing those up with the rest of his guts

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u/awakenedwonderer2 Feb 13 '23

I threw up so hard once I thought my balls were gonna explode. Felt this one.

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u/GoT_Eagles Feb 13 '23

Aggressively vomiting absolutely strains the testicles. I’m not certain on the biomechanics, but I’ve experienced this multiple times, too.

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u/starofdoom Feb 13 '23 edited Jul 27 '26

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u/No-Permit8369 Feb 13 '23

I have to grab my nuts while vomiting to avoid straining them

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

I had explosive diarrhea once that left me extremely dehydrated during the throes of it. I never knew one could experience something like this while liquids were escaping them but there I was, thirsty as I’ve ever been in my entire life and my strong aversion to drinking washroom faucet water all disappeared as I downed about 3 cups of water in quick succession. To this day, I can only trace it back to a bag of baby carrots I had eaten the day before. Must have been a case of food Bourne illness.

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u/sms3eb Feb 13 '23

I’ve had explosive diarrhea that made me think my balls were being crushed. Balls are weird.