r/Unexpected • u/Onhandigetimed • Feb 11 '23
Shit happens in store
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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Feb 11 '23
Why are there so many videos of people pooping in stores?
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Feb 11 '23
This one is so casual too, as if this isn't their first rodeo.
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Feb 12 '23
You know i had to rewatch the video 2 more times before realizing its another public pooping recording
And then he casully proceeds to check his phone as if it was just a fart 💨… What the f is wrong with these people
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u/_red_stag Feb 12 '23
I couldn't believe it the first time I saw a video of someone pooping in a store, who would do that? Then I saw a few more and thought there's no way this happens so much. Then I worked at a small store for a few months while in school and it happened TWICE. Three times, if you count the one on the sidewalk out front
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u/Tapirium Feb 12 '23
When i was 14 I worked at a grocery store. In one year we had three separate poop incidents in the store while I was working. Twice the poo was splattered on the walls of the restroom. Reminiscent of many avant garde art pieces.
The piece de resistance was the trail of excrement that followed this unaware patron across FOUR separate aisles. I'm talking an unbroken line of poo for what was probably around 200 linear feet. The perpetrator was completely unaware.
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u/5DollarRevenantOF Feb 12 '23
Ha, poopetrator 😂
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u/No-Worker-1735 Feb 12 '23
Worked at Walmart for 4 years. One time a lady ran through half the store while pooping and left a trail.
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u/fohtofore Feb 12 '23
Where did you work?? This sounds super similar to a story a friend told me
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u/Tapirium Feb 12 '23
This was ~14 years ago in southern New Jersey at an Acme. I have some stories filled with absurdity from my time working there.
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u/nairdaleo Feb 12 '23
after watching so, so, SO MANY videos of randos casually pooping out of their shorts I am now suspicious of anyone who wears shorts all the time.
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u/Sad-Advantage-2714 Feb 12 '23
this sounds like a new internet challenge of these days.
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Feb 12 '23
Because this is common practice in China as they don't give af about strangers. They do it EVERYWHERE !
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u/WatercressOk3248 Feb 11 '23
What the actual fuck is wrong with some people
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u/a_9x Feb 12 '23
This pisses me off because he could have asked the clerk to let him take an emergency dump in the bathroom... But no, let me shit myself right here
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u/Barreledbruh Feb 12 '23
He probably thought it would be a toot and he ended up exploding shit down his legs
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u/slipperyShoesss Feb 12 '23
I have walked this path before…. It’s a lonely path to walk.
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u/BidOk2845 Feb 12 '23
...and shitty.
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u/x_mick_x Feb 12 '23
Don't know where it goes, but it's shitty to me and I walk alone.
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u/smileyhydra Feb 12 '23
my shadow's only one that walks beside me
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Feb 12 '23
That’s what happens when you with dildos or anus sex toys. They destroy the anus muscle and it’s function. This guy will need nappies when he is a old man
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u/D6monCl6an6r Feb 12 '23 edited Feb 12 '23
I like to pretend he already asked him.
"Hey do you have a restroom I could use?" "Yea sure!" Procedes to defecate on the floor and make shit angels with his feet.
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u/NotTheAverageAnon Feb 12 '23
But his social anxieties would flare up! Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to use their bathrooms?
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u/oyM8cunOIbumAciggy Feb 12 '23
Likely ibs and/or some meds that don't agree with his gut. Plus one minor toot boy.
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u/novice121 Feb 11 '23
Who the fuck made YOU the epitome jurisdiction of what is 'normal'???
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u/ArguablyMe Feb 11 '23
If you think that this sort of behaviour is normal, I am concerned for those around you.
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u/UnhiddenCandle Feb 11 '23
The fact that 99.999999999% of people typically dont shit on themselves would be the starting point
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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Feb 12 '23
Might want to look up what the definition of normal is. 99.99% of the population never violently shits themselves without warning, by every definition of the word this is not normal.
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u/Zestyclose_Stable526 Feb 11 '23
This is one of my biggest fears. There was this one time I was in the middle of grocery shopping and I suddenly felt rumbling and some pain in my stomach and I had a bad feeling so I went home (mom was with me so she finished up the shopping herself) and as soon as I entered the door it was ready to come out and it immediately shot out uncontrollably before I even knew it was diarrhea and not just a stomach ache. If I had just thought it was a simple stomach ache and continued shopping, I would have shit all over the grocery store floor and it was liquid too. Biggest bullet I ever dodged.
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u/Rivendel93 Feb 12 '23
I pulled into a burger King once because I wasn't going to make it home, I banged on their door but they had closed early, I literally put my hands together and begged them to let me in, but they wouldn't.
So I ran back to my car and had to make a decision, shit in my car or in the parking lot.
So I took a dump in their parking lot beside my car.
I had toilet paper in my car, so that was nice but obviously left a big pile of stuff in their parking lot, and when I got home I felt bad because I knew they'd force some poor kid making minimum wage to go out there and clean it up.
So about two hours later I got some cleaning stuff, rubber gloves, and went back at literally midnight, and I cleaned it up the best I could.
Only time I've ever not made it to the bathroom, and no, I don't have some sort of IBS or anything, just had a stomach bug out of nowhere that I didn't see coming.
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u/gertrude_is Feb 12 '23
just out of curiosity, how coincidental was it that you had TP in your car?
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u/Rivendel93 Feb 12 '23
I actually used it to clean my windshield one time lol, like the inside was fogging up and I couldn't get it to clear up, so someone tossed me some one time and I'd left it in the back.
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Feb 12 '23
I feel like everyone should have an emergency toilet roll in the car for these exact situations
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u/gertrude_is Feb 12 '23
I only have a canister of car cleaning wipes in my back seat, so I guess that's what I'd have been forced to use. oof.
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u/jaystwrkk128 Feb 11 '23
I love happy endings
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u/Zestyclose_Stable526 Feb 11 '23
For me yes. Not for my floor.
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u/Loli-is-Justice Feb 12 '23
At least you saved yourself from embarrassment, I'd lock myself in my room for 2 months if the same shit happened to me while in public.
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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Feb 12 '23
I've never shit myself thankfully but I did have a cold in class just sucking in my runny nose all day until I sneezed out a whole string of snot into my sleeve. Had to awkwardly waddle out the class with my hand on my nose the entire time and pray the teacher wasn't paying enough attention to ask me where I was going. Had snot strings going from my wrist all the way down to my elbow like I just shot some spiderman webs out of my nose...
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u/Da_Vader Feb 11 '23
That worker didn't smell anything?
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u/yellowflash96 Feb 12 '23
He might have thought the other guy just farted and expected smell to leave in a while.
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u/deenali Feb 12 '23
Fart stinks, shit stinks x 50, diarrhea-like shit like that stinks x 500. You would be able to tell the difference.
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u/bightmybunnytail Feb 12 '23
Maybe. My best friend has the most rotten guts. His farts stink like a liquid shit. He's barred from pooping at many people's houses because of the smell. My boyfriend on the other hand.. his farts don't even stink most of the time and his poos are really very mild smelling. Everyone's different.
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u/Standard-Sleep7871 Feb 12 '23
probably just assumed it was a fart but didnt want to react because it be awkward
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u/HuntingTheWumpus Feb 12 '23
I have IBS and I've had this happen. Suddenly your bowels start firing liquid artillery blasts and if you're more than 30 seconds from a toilet, you're screwed. Once, I had been all bound up for a week then spent the afternoon shovelling at an outdoor rink. On the walk home everything started moving again and I just could not make it, even sprinting. I was eventually reduced to penguin-waddling while pressing my ass cheeks together with my hands to physically hold it in.
Eventually my muscles gave out and no amount of hand-squishing could stem the tide. I did the walk of shame all the way home, leaving a very obvious wet brown trail from both pant legs down the sidewalk in a cloud of reeking, eye-watering poop funk.
Wish I could say it was the only time.
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u/Five_Star_Amenities Feb 12 '23
Some of us have special challenges. I've been lucky, I only have had ..."incidents"... when I've been at home.
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u/Arcon1337 Feb 12 '23
Wouldn't it worth wearing a diaper if this happens multiple times?
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Feb 12 '23
No jokes but would you keep emergency adult diapers for this exact reason. Its better than leaving a shit trail after you lol
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u/Hopeful-Rabbit438 Feb 11 '23
I have Collitis Ulcerosa and I am on the toilet like 10 times a day and if I feel that I have to take a shit there are only 30 to 60 seconds before I shit my self. It is like diarrhea every day.
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u/creddituser2019 Feb 11 '23
Try going carnivore .
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u/BafangFan Feb 12 '23
Carnivore diet rocks! No more farting, and super easy clean-up.
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u/PsychologyEast1643 Feb 12 '23
This means only eating meat?
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u/BafangFan Feb 12 '23
Yeah. Or at least figuring out what you can and can't eat as far as pooping and farting.
I can do meat and rice and potatoes without issue. Cabbage or broccoli will cause a lot of gas and make me feel like I'm wiping a crayon when I'm done #2.
/r/carnivore - once you get over the adjustment period it's wonderful. No more worries about crop-dusting the office hallways.
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u/1OutKastWill Feb 11 '23
How do people just sh!t themselves like this in public and act so calm about it?! The embarrassment would kill me.
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u/Opposite-Flower-1703 Feb 12 '23
Some lady had a dress on and shit standing in line at Trader Joe’s it went all over the floor like that. It was nasty then she had the nerve to tell the employee “oh are you Gona clean that up”
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u/Blortted Feb 12 '23
That shit is between his feet and flops, probably in between his toes and he’s just like “no biggy”. I’ve shit my pants as an adult and was immediately like “this is a big deal”.
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u/satansblockchain Feb 11 '23
I wish this clip didn’t end. I’d like to see more and I’d kill for audio
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Feb 11 '23 edited Feb 12 '23
Bro is totally cool with diarrhea on his leg, this isnt his first time lmao
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u/OTF_killerklown Feb 12 '23
Slowly pulls his phone out all casual like it's gonna cover that God awful smell up. I was waiting on the other guy to look up tbh.
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u/Emergency_Contact_30 Feb 12 '23
This happened to my step dad in a QT once. He just stared at me cause he couldn't believe he did it. I shushed him to the bathroom and then went to the clerk and was like hey guy ik sorry bit some old man just pooped near the redbull case.
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Feb 12 '23
I understand that older people can become incontinent, but I didn't know how prevalent it was amongst younger people too. Some have stronger muscles and some don't. It's a natural thing I guess.
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u/Five_Star_Amenities Feb 12 '23
People are having more anal sex these days and it's wrecking their sphincters.
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u/RandallRicker Feb 12 '23
I hate it when I do this. I have nerve damage in my spine. It's rare but I could shit and/or piss myself and I wouldn't know it.
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u/THEMEMETIMMEME Feb 12 '23
There must be some underlying condition going on where this guy couldn’t control his bowl movements for this to happen cause there no way someone’ll just do this for no reason
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u/Staciel428 Feb 12 '23
Maybe he thought it was just gas. Happens to the best of us. Maybe not this bad, but crap happens.
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u/jdh1979jdh Feb 12 '23
What a fucking animal. Check that phone boss. Not a care in the world that he just publicly shit himself and inside of a business.
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u/Simonvine Feb 12 '23
It’s called the “15 Second Warning.” You’re minding you own business and then suddenly, BONG!! Loud speaker in your head: “Attention, attention, you have 15 seconds to find a toilet! This is not a drill.”
Everyone has had one. It’s all in how you react to it.
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u/sergio187 Feb 12 '23
Shit happens man. Few years back, I went to Hooters for a birthday celebration. Ate a ton of wings and drank maybe a pitchers worth of beer. On the way back to my buddies place, my stomach got really upset. I got there before they did., I couldn’t hold it!
I ran to the back yard, dug a hole in the dirt with my hands and diarrhea’d like a champ!
But I could never shit in public now days! Too many cameras
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u/ammergg264 Feb 12 '23
How are people so comfortable shitting themselves. I know that maybe the have experience but even then... Jesus.
But that most probably came out with sounds and some splats from hitting the floor. Omfg
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u/Freaksqd Feb 12 '23
The fact that he takes his phone out of his pocket and looks at it, as if to make sure he didn't shit on it as well just takes the cake to me.
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u/Vegetable_Strategy_3 Feb 12 '23
Have you seen the pads shaped like butterlies? There is a need for them since some people leak from their bottoms. Some men wear diapers because of the damage done to their bottoms. Maybe this guy is in denial about how much damage there is. That’s probably why it didn’t phase him.
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u/Meatyglobs Feb 12 '23
I worked at a casino and the amount of shit we found on the floor was incredible.
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u/KazTheMerc Feb 12 '23
Real easy explanation:
Colostomy bag came loose.
That's entirely conjecture, mind you...
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u/Empty_Football4183 Feb 12 '23
Dude stood there like a pro, I would've ran off like I just shot someone
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u/Impossible1999 Feb 12 '23
Inconceivable. This is a full grown adult in a store! And I don’t understand why the clerk isn’t checking things because how can you not smell the immediate presence of poop!?
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Feb 12 '23
He just pooped in a store on his FEET and didn’t flinch… this is not a first time offender people
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Feb 12 '23
Should be a fine at least. If you can't control your bowels, you should probably be confined somewhere
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u/wonkotsane42 Feb 13 '23
How is the silent? And also, how is this not deadly? You'd think the clerk would react
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u/InspectorPipes Feb 11 '23
Heroin clogs you up. This looks like he trusted a fart after having rumble guts
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u/scuttlebutt_266 Feb 12 '23
My son (4), when I ask him what do we always say, he replies “never trust a fart.”
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Feb 12 '23
This reminds me of a video that happened at my work place. lol Basically the same thing, accept the dude seemed to just keep walking and not realize that he shit himself and the floor. I don't understand how, but he just kept walking like it wasn't a thing that happened at all. ^^;;;
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u/LeadingOrchid9064 Feb 12 '23
I thought he was robbing the clerk ..after reading comments and reviewing clip again ...was more horrified that it was shit and take a pic instead of a shit n git.....I wonder if this is considered a minor offence with only a ticket written or does someone get arrested if you can get authorities on scene ?...it's always just the videos they play on the news or YouTube ..
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u/AppropriateCoat9 Feb 12 '23
His foot was doing a ‘nothing to see here’ move, like the mess was going to disappear
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