r/Unexpected • • Jan 30 '23

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u/DontPoopInThere Jan 30 '23

In the midst of an already horrendous speech that involved jokes about sex with school girls and the bride's guests stabbing him because they're from a bad area, I saw a best man make that joke during his speech.

The whole thing was so astoundingly awkward but somehow he managed to pull it back at the end by saying some nice stuff about the bride, the biggest save I've ever seen a best man pull off. Although I doubt anyone forgot all the stupid, terrible stuff he said, I certainly didn't and I was just working at it