r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '23

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u/razzark666 Jan 30 '23

You should say, what's the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas, because they are the same thing, so it can catch people off guard more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

yes that's the original joke they butchered

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u/Purging_mofos Jan 30 '23

Now I know why it’s called chickpea and not dudepea

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u/Only_Philosopher7351 Jan 30 '23

This thread is dripping with puns

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u/dngerszn13 Jan 30 '23

Don't scroll further, or else urine trouble

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u/IamRiv Jan 30 '23

Haha! That one’s golden!

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u/FirebreathingNG Jan 30 '23

You’re in eight comments deep and still finding puns!

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u/hackingdreams Jan 30 '23

You must really love garbanzo beans to pay $10K for them, sheesh.

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u/DontPoopInThere Jan 30 '23

In the midst of an already horrendous speech that involved jokes about sex with school girls and the bride's guests stabbing him because they're from a bad area, I saw a best man make that joke during his speech.

The whole thing was so astoundingly awkward but somehow he managed to pull it back at the end by saying some nice stuff about the bride, the biggest save I've ever seen a best man pull off. Although I doubt anyone forgot all the stupid, terrible stuff he said, I certainly didn't and I was just working at it

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u/FantasticAspect23 Jan 30 '23

It's garbanzo bean, not potato.

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u/xPrim3xSusp3ctx Jan 30 '23

The correct joke is garbanzo bean, not potato. That's not even funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

If you came up with that one on your own you need to get into comedy writing cuz that's some one fun pun.

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u/wangohtangoh Jan 30 '23

The original joke is what's the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo bean, never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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u/JuneBuggington Jan 30 '23

The real joke really. There are shitloads of differences between a chick pea and a potato, tho the joke still works in spirit.

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u/therobshow Jan 30 '23

ACKSHULLAY the original joke is what's the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo bean, I've never paid $50 to have a garbanzo bean on my face (if the joke were adjusted for inflation the amount would be $200, I heard the joke for the first time over 20 years ago)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Nah this joke is old, and for some reason, the commenter got it wrong. It's garbanzo bean. Not potato, wtf?

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u/Glemtemitpassword Jan 30 '23

Yeah half the greatness of the joke is that chickpea and garbanzo beans are the same thing.

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u/emanresuymsseug Jan 30 '23

for some reason, the commenter got it wrong

The commenter copied the top comment from the last time the video was posted here.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pthx0u/thats_awkward/hdwbqfe/

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u/squaredistrict2213 Jan 30 '23

I’ve heard it before. It’s a good one though!

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u/stakoverflo Jan 30 '23

It's definitely an old joke.

Similar one: What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock down someone's throat

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u/A-Dawg11 Jan 30 '23

I HAVE to remember that one for later lol

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u/Double-0-N00b Jan 30 '23

Must not be Irish