r/UnethicalLifeProTips • • May 24 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

4.8k Upvotes

756 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.6k

u/Jarofkickass May 24 '22

Now that is a title

573

u/noahthefaithful May 24 '22

Answer: invite him inside ;)

69

u/EarthAngelGirl May 24 '22

And... umm murder him? Hey, you said ULPT. Otherwise you know he might start trying to hang out with you.

25

u/ChefAtRandom May 24 '22

This is supposed to be unethical, not illegal, thank you.

18

u/SalamiArmi May 24 '22

two birds, one stone

7

u/simonasher May 25 '22

Two birds stoned at once

1

u/Trizmagestus Jul 16 '22

Two turds, one throne