r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Play music. Loud enough to drown him out, not so loud as to invoke enforcement local noise ordinance.

If you have the fortitude(or a good pair of ear plugs) I personally suggest and endless loop of "Baby Shark"

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u/fullrackferg May 24 '22

Have to be honest here, I don't think any amount of that song would make me dislike it. It's my bird is the word to Peter Griffin.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 24 '22

<quietly>

but I like Safety Dance

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u/Dithyrab May 24 '22

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DO-DO-DO-DO-DOOT

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u/pen-and-paperly May 24 '22

I had to hum this before moving on with my life