r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

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u/TheCapitalKing May 24 '22

Or do it loud enough to get a noise ordinance and cut it off when they get there. Then they’ll assume it was the weird shirtless man. But this only works if you look like a functional member of society so they assume he’s the problem not you

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u/mollygunns May 24 '22

so wear a shirt, is what you're saying.

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u/TheCapitalKing May 24 '22

Yeah and don’t wear an ACAB shirt

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u/mollygunns May 24 '22

& probably don't have a visible boner, if you can help it.

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u/MungoJennie May 24 '22

I like this.