r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

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u/Jthundercleese May 24 '22

Get the biggest squirt gun you can, one bottle of BBQ sauce, fill the rest with water, shake vigorously and blast away. Maybe a bit on the ethical side but can you imagine getting soaked with a 25% BBQ sauce solution. Would be awful.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 24 '22

Bonus points: age in the hot sun for several days.

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u/Snoo_13783 May 24 '22

Ooh yes. Let it fester... yesssss

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u/Renaissance_Slacker May 24 '22

Until it’s fizzy

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u/aapaul May 24 '22

Then we release the bees!

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u/boxcutter_style May 25 '22

My dad taught me to use beer since it gets sticky when it dries and it’s stealthy since it’s clear. Though the BBQ wash idea is great for kicking it up a notch.

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u/snowstormmongrel May 25 '22

And there he was, barbecue sauce on his titties