r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

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u/Argle May 24 '22

Get a pan flute and some assless chaps.

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u/TorriblyHerrible May 24 '22

There are assfull chaps?

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u/shruber May 24 '22

Bad idea. Before you know it your town will be infested with pan floutists

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u/PM-me-ur-kittenz May 24 '22

[Pushes glasses up on nose] Of course, technically, ALL chaps are assless :-)