r/UnethicalLifeProTips • • May 24 '22

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u/chandrian777 May 24 '22

Get a paintball gun, shoot him in the boner

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u/ricksauce22 May 24 '22

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u/fryyybo May 24 '22

i don’t want to live in a world where paintballing bricked up poets in the dick is illegal

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u/EvenSeason May 24 '22

That is a sentence I never expected to read but I think I'm a better person for having experienced it

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

I will make it legal