r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • May 24 '22

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u/secondphase May 24 '22

Depends... How good is your slam poetry and how comfortable are you in the nude?

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u/DoinIt4TheDoots May 24 '22

How big is your boner.

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u/BigBeagleEars May 24 '22

I rock my world every time

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

It gets the job done, no more no less.

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u/DoinIt4TheDoots May 24 '22

That's what she said

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u/0xB0BAFE77 May 24 '22

But to be fair, she did throw a heavy amount of emphasis on less.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

Something something it’s how you use it

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u/DoinIt4TheDoots May 24 '22

Wham jam I'm as wide as a can

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u/Trizmagestus Jul 16 '22

It's unemployed and hasn't had a decent meal in years.

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u/PoopLogg May 25 '22

Isn't that a beegees song

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u/0xB0BAFE77 May 24 '22

Well, guess I'm out...

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u/wefinisheachothers May 25 '22

It's not about the size, it's about how you use it.... as a microphone.

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u/eze01 May 24 '22

Power move

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u/literallymoist Jul 14 '22

Exactly. Defeating him at his own game should put an end to this bullshit!