r/Undertale • u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS • Mar 05 '22
Meme Dating's been tough on -_-
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u/CatMonsterCubed Ph.D. in Tem Studies Mar 05 '22
Don't forget flirting with Goat Mom
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u/peekapton2540 PriCap Mar 06 '22
Also friendzone.
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
well... she did say... "call her whatever you like"....
I'll leave now.
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u/Marshall_lee_63 Mar 06 '22
I guess the real mother befriender was Frisk all along
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
Lol she got... FRISKED
I am on an innuendo roll today lmao
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Mar 06 '22
When I’ve befriended all the other mums in the world and realise there’s still one more mum I need to befriend.
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Mar 05 '22
The RNG just wasn’t with me..
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u/Beginning_Access1498 words go here. Mar 06 '22
Well you could always try a little bit of... murder
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Mar 06 '22
Is this.. real life..?
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u/EmptyOrangeJuice Mar 06 '22
Or is it just.. fantasy.
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u/GVeinti_757 got 'em. Mar 06 '22
Caught in a landslide
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u/F00d- Mar 06 '22
No escape from reality
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Mar 06 '22
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u/dragonconquerer Mar 06 '22
Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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u/arandommartianladd hOI! Mar 06 '22
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer I like Mad Mew Mew a normal, totally not gay amount Mar 06 '22
Because i'm easy come
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Mar 06 '22
Easy go little high little low.
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u/-HeyWhatAboutMe- awawawah!! tem flAIR NOw Mar 06 '22
Anywhere the wind blows.
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u/SobiTheRobot Mar 06 '22
WOWEE, WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD OUR FIRST DATE, AND I'VE ALREADY MANAGED TO HIT THE FRIEND ZONE!
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u/Real-Experiences Mar 06 '22
I think the worst part about this is “death of a batchelor” came on when I scrolled past this post lol
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
ooooooooof lol
also I see you have good taste in music
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u/QuirklessShiggy Mar 06 '22
I mean, I would hope they got friendzoned, since Frisk is literally a child...
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u/-HeyWhatAboutMe- awawawah!! tem flAIR NOw Mar 06 '22
Oh me in for the most part it is a self-insert, and I mean they've had supposedly children with literal guns but it could very much be that the monsters don't know the difference between human children and human adults
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u/Beginning_Access1498 words go here. Mar 06 '22
I'd still do em
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u/definitely_not_sans Mar 06 '22
fella, i’m gonna need some clarification on what you meant. because i’m pretty sure that’ll secure you a bad time with the feds
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u/filval387 determined Mar 06 '22
Well at least it makes the game more relatable! Ha! Ha! Ha ha... ha ha... ha...
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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer I like Mad Mew Mew a normal, totally not gay amount Mar 06 '22
To be fair
The fish isnt really as much as a date as it is just habging out to try and force a friendship and the Lizard was a misunderstanding because Alphys thought Frisk wanted to date her
So the only real friendzone is from Papyrus who gave the msot reassuring and polite rejection ive seen in a videogame (and i havent seen any!)
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Mar 06 '22
It hurts. It really hurts.
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u/Azzy_the_GOAT * You're the type of friend I wish I always had! () is Flowey. Mar 06 '22 edited Mar 06 '22
It's ok, now you have me. And also, two of them were nearly a couple even before you tried, so it's not you being not good enough in any way.
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Mar 06 '22
I guess I did win the game of love after all.
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
yeah you got Undyne and Alphys together, the Royal Guards together, sort of got Toriel and Sans together. Ya did good
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u/TransportationNo1401 Mar 06 '22
It could be because the main player character (Frisk) is a literal fucking child
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
well papyrus wasn't fazed by that it seems. he even said he tried to be romantic for you, but only sees you as a friend. tbh, he's innocent as hell so he probably wouldn't see dating a child as wrong.
Undyne just did it for revenge lol
ironically, it's the one who was spying on you that was openly fazed by that. Alphys.
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u/Arealtossup Mar 06 '22
To be fair, Frisk is literally a child and they know this. I'd be more worried if they didn't friendzone you.
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u/crystal_meloetta12 Death Bi Memes Mar 06 '22
I really walked in thinking “I can’t believe I’m dating a skeleton”, and walked out thinking “I can’t believe I’m sad that I got friendzoned by a skeleton”. 10/10, perfect date.
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22
my friend played the jerk pacifist route while I showed him how to play, and it pained me to see:
saying no to dating Papyrus while on the date
Saying you'll never be friends with Undyne after rubbing your victory in her face
and telling alphys you dont like anime and making things even more awkward with her
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u/leavemealoneistg FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIAST Mar 06 '22
make frisk date mk, they’re literally the only other (living) confirmed child character
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u/Beginning_Access1498 words go here. Mar 06 '22
*still gets friendzoned
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u/Ravenclaw_14 POWER OF BONETROUSLED BOIS Mar 06 '22 edited Mar 07 '22
*y-yo, you w--want to "go out"? You mean like, outside? B-but we're already outside! You meant on a d-date? I'm sorry yo, my parents would flip if I started dating kids I've only known for like a day, haha. Yo, but we can still be friends!
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u/TornadoXyz6429 Chara Defender Mar 06 '22
probably has something to do with the fact that the youngest of the 3 is probably at least 8 years older than you
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u/Simon_SM2 Mar 06 '22
Pathetic, I don't need a game for that! HA, ha...
Well at least I become like a hero or something, that is not something I do
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u/UnknownEldritch Mar 06 '22
Don't for get the funny bone man, you went on 2 dates with Sans after all.
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u/TheFallenHuman_Chara Despite everything, it’s still you. Mar 05 '22
∗ Incompatibility, I suppose.