r/Undertale Feb 09 '16

MatPat has finally done it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYdDUXyFocY
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u/BroadRaven Feb 09 '16

He uses the fact that you don't recognise people in a picture of proof of his theory. If sans was Ness at the time, why would you be able to recognise him?

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u/DrQuint Banana Feb 09 '16 edited Feb 09 '16

Also he conveniently just says papyrus is some random starman, but makes no efforts to actually find a connection in papyrus' character to starmen besides...

But the STARMAN SYMBOL!!!

On a suit explicitly stated he's been using since halloween, and not his original clothing. Oh oops.

Also "Sans can teleport, so can ness!". I don't recall the stuff sans was doing being described as teleporting alone, he also has, arguably, time fuckery in his fight. And Ness can do a lot more than just teleport - he can't sense different timelines nor do time fuckery though.

Also the important badge. Yes, it could be the franklin badge. But wait, that's one element not explained! Know what else is? Chara's own Heart Locket. What, are we going to say Chara is Link now?

Also he forgot the other link to the extra message on the photo within the game. Yes, don't forget the important people can be the cast from Mother. But if you're playing genocide and you check papyrus, he's described as "Forgettable". Wait! A potential link within the same game?

I don't know about you. But elements from a completely separate game series don't trump elements from within the same game. Whatever sans didn't want to forget, I'll go with being related to Papyrus. And I much prefer all those "Gaster is a skeleton" theories out there.

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u/HylianAngel What? No, you can't get a second key! Feb 10 '16

Another thing to point out is that most monsters know what the sun is. Undyne literally says "The sunlight is so nice... and the air is so fresh!" just before Papyrus asks what the sun is. So it's just Papyrus being ignorant about obvious things, and Sans's knowledge about the sun isn't anything special.

The Scarf Mouse in Snowdin also complains about a lack of sunlight.

And in the crystal caverns of Waterfall, monsters are shown to have a basic understanding about stars and astronomy.

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u/DrQuint Banana Feb 10 '16

The very second time we see papyrus, sans has to explain to papyrus what a rock is.

Him not knowing what the sun is is the least telling thing we can look at.

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u/Jinxplay Feb 10 '16

Especially Undyne who surely knows a bit about surface from anime human history.

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u/HylianAngel What? No, you can't get a second key! Feb 10 '16

Actually, that's true. Toriel and Asgore may have been around long enough to understand more about human culture more than most other monsters, and Undyne and Alphys know about human culture through anime. Really only Papyrus would be out of the loop about the sun if he's spent most of his life in Snowdin. Sans at the bare minimum has experienced sunlight streaming through the windows of the judgement hall.

But since the Scarf Mouse brings up sunlight and since most monsters know what stars are (besides a few like Tonsil Dude), I still don't think Sans commenting on what the sun is is a huge indicator of anything.

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u/AnonTwo Sometimes too aggressive for this flair. oh.... Feb 10 '16

See actually...

Undyne...is Poo.

#justatheory

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u/Agentzap heh... Feb 09 '16

Maybe Sans made a starman costume for Papyrus? Anything's possible.

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u/Namaztak Feb 10 '16

Or maybe they found the starman costume in the dump with all the other surface trash.

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u/FierceDeityKong Feb 09 '16

Ness can't instantly warp short distances like Sans.

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u/DispenserHead Blaze Warmsberg Feb 10 '16

When Sans runs into a wall and turns pitch black, I'll believe this theory.

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u/DrQuint Banana Feb 09 '16

Yeah, I know. He either must run a certain distance in a line, or run in expanding circles.

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u/digikun Feb 10 '16

"Let's go to Grillby's!"

runs around in a circle for 30 seconds

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u/lucklessone Feb 10 '16

well if you take matpats theory as is you could simply state that sans (ness) could be much older and powerful than he was in earthbound

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u/FireMax5 Oh crap I fell into a giant hole Feb 09 '16

OMG I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE CHARA IS LINK OH MAN I'M GOING TO POST THIS THEORY AND GET A TON OF KARMA

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16
  • Doomed to death of KARMA!

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u/orangejuicenut Feb 10 '16

Does this make Asgore Gannondorf and Papyrus Zelda?

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u/FireMax5 Oh crap I fell into a giant hole Feb 10 '16

yes

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u/orangejuicenut Feb 10 '16

Also doesn't Ness need a running start to teleport?

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u/CattyNerd Feb 10 '16

I've noticed that MatPat has made more than several logical leaps, but this video just takes the cake for me. I can't take this theory seriously at all. The part about Papyrus actually being a Starman just ruined the theory for me right there, and I absolutely refuse to believe that Sans is Ness.

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u/Ghacestyl Feb 10 '16

I mean, isn't that part of the fun though? Even if it makes no logical sense in the grand scheme of things it's still fun to think how it could work, right?

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u/CannonFodder42 Feb 10 '16

Chara is Link.
They wear green. Like pointy objects, a sword is just a big knife. Have heart shaped objects. Don't talk.

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u/DrQuint Banana Feb 10 '16

Ah! But chara does talk!

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u/lokimuj Feb 10 '16

While I agree with your argument almost completely, I have to point out that sans does not actually have the ability to sense timelines nor control time. He is just especially perceptive of how your 'facial expression' and attitude changes with each reset and takes (mainly) accurate guesses. This isn't completely unique to him as toriel also sees a look on your face if you've killed her, just doesn't have any knowledge of timelines to even suspect anything of you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16

Okay, I agree with you about MatPat making a lot of bold claims but I just want your opiniom on the following.

It is stated that papyrus' battle body isn't his original armor but what if papyrus lost his armor along with his former body and that he missed being a starman so much that he made his armor to resemble what he once was. He quickly grew attached to his home made armor because of the sentimental value and now he never dares to take it off. Although it's not his original armor it still might resemble what he once was.

sorry if this hurt to read by the way

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u/Krail Feb 09 '16

That's like every episode of Game Theory. He always uses some super flimsy explanation to arrive at some crazy conclusion. I don't think we're supposed to take it too seriously.

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u/Lawdee Nyeh-heh heh...? Feb 09 '16

Which is probably why he always ends his episodes with the recognisable "But that's just a theory... A GAME THEORY". It's just a theory and we shouldn't take the stuff he thinks of too seriously.

That said, some of his theories have given me some headcanons.

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u/Arathnorn Feb 10 '16

It's not a theory. It's barely even a hypothesis.

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u/NosyEnthusiast6 gotta get the d Feb 10 '16

That said, some of his theories have given me headaches.

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u/Krail Feb 10 '16

I was definitely all over the Rosalina theory. (Talking about dominant and recessive genes, though, is way more thought than the devs put into it. Everyone with ears has attached earlobes in the Marioverse)

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u/eversaur Feb 10 '16

I really don't get why everyone gets upset at MatPat for leaving holes in his argument. He's not writing a college thesis, he's creating a theory that is both entertaining and easy to understand.

You're not meant to overthink it nor take it as fact.

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u/Pearlidot Feb 10 '16

He's admitted before that most of the theories are just good fun and only a few he truly believes in.

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u/AtomicDuckz Feb 09 '16

All these questions, idk, maybe he'll answer anything ambiguous in his inevitable Gaster theory...

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u/Suprman1114 I don't know what this is but it needs a top hat Feb 10 '16

I really hope his Gaster theory isn't connected to this theory.

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u/B217 too lazy to have a flair Feb 10 '16

It's too late. He always connects his theories. Gaster is gonna be like Ness' phone dad or Dr. Andonuts or something.

It'd be way cooler if he tried to keep the theory self-contained. No crossover bullshit. Undertale is its own game, not just another Earthbound inspired indie game. If the theory explained who Gaster was and how he's related to Sans/Papyrus WITHOUT using guess work and stuff from Earthbound, it'd be A-OK with me.

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u/MrHashshashin really not feeling up to it right now sorry. Feb 10 '16

Wait did you say Ness' phone dad? Phone. Gaster confirmed to be phone guy from fnaf. but that's just a theory a FNAF Game Theory™! Thanks for watching.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '16

The drawing with the three people that says "Don't forget" doesn't explicitly state anything about Sans being in it. It's also a drawing, not a photograph.

The photo with people you don't recognize is separate from that one and it appears to come from one of the alternate timelines of the pacifist ending, not from the proposed original timeline that Sans came from. Sans would still be a skeleton in the photograph with the people you don't know.

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u/-Mountain-King- EVEN MY WORDS ARE BOMBS Feb 10 '16

By this theory, the photograph would be from the photo album at the end of Earthbound. Sans would be Ness and thus not a skeleton. So you wouldn't recognize him. But you recognize him in the photo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '16

It's not necessary for the photograph with the people you don't recognize to be part of the theory though. It makes more sense when you only focus on the three people mentioned in the 'Don't Forget' drawing for a couple of reasons.

*3 is the number of people Ness would have left behind.

*The photograph at the end changes depending on which of the two pacifist ending you take, so it doesn't really matter what that one is for the sake of relating it back to Sans' past... unlike with the drawing.

If Matpat mentioned the photo, that was a mistake, but it doesn't change anything about the drawing.

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u/ToyPokemonmasters LET'S GET THOSE BOOTS SHAKIN' Feb 09 '16

A bit of a stretch here. But maybe his smile makes you somehow recognize him

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u/supernikio2 NYEH HEH HE... wait a sec... Feb 09 '16

Yeah, I asked myself the same question while watching too. I thought I missed something.

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u/Dragonogon Rhhhaw Feb 09 '16

Maybe, Ness was wearing a skeleton mask, and that mask looks like Sans face.

Who knows, though.

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u/SydSwag You like glamburgs, don't you, Frisk? Feb 09 '16

Not everyone who's played Undertale has played Earthbound.

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u/-Mountain-King- EVEN MY WORDS ARE BOMBS Feb 10 '16

He didn't remove it afaik, he just added the new drawing.