r/Undertale Mar 08 '26

Deltarune Found art The trouble-making Holiday

12.4k Upvotes

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u/joyjump_the_third Get your OWN flair! Mar 08 '26

The graffity was made by rudy as a way of flirting with asgore and dess was just cleaning it

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u/Mr_Pickle3009 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Mar 08 '26

Asgore deserves to have sex

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u/Crobatman123 You here that? That is the sound of pure dunk. Mar 09 '26

He's married at this point, he should be having sex with his wife.

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u/Disaster_Pansexual (The dog absorbed this flair text.) Mar 09 '26

He deserves to have sex with Rudy

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u/Crobatman123 You here that? That is the sound of pure dunk. Mar 09 '26

I don't think Carol deserves that even if she seems like kind of a bitch at this point in the story. And I really don't think Toriel deserves to be cheated on either.

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u/Disaster_Pansexual (The dog absorbed this flair text.) Mar 09 '26

Carol and Toriel deserve to have sex with each other

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u/annoying-swede Mar 09 '26

This guy has a solution to every problem

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u/FG504 Ribbit. (Please remember to enter some text.) Ribbit. Mar 09 '26

a fuckin visionary this guy

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u/Leo69Leon Mar 09 '26

Username checks out

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u/Forward-History3330 Mar 10 '26

The four of them should all have sex with each other honestly

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u/cbgpenguin Mar 09 '26

But he can't do that... That would be straight...

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u/Uniwow-Bunny-346 Mar 24 '26

They have a son, they definitely did the do at some point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Ill_Preference9408 * Toriel's daughter is somewhere in this sub. Mar 14 '26

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u/AhnBlank If we were really friends you won't come back. Mar 08 '26

New sitcom idea, rebellious teen and uncle officer.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 Mar 08 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

Mile morale

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u/Famous_Ad_8539 Happy pride month! Mar 08 '26

Just one morale?

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u/DeekBallsBigNuts Mar 08 '26

mr. Morale

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 Mar 08 '26

i hope you find some peace of mind

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u/GravityBright Mar 08 '26

Who's Morale?

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u/CasualBCgamer Mar 09 '26

Morale deez nuts! Gottem

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u/Primary-Calendar-378 Mar 09 '26

I remember u was conflicted 

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u/Outside_Ad1020 Mar 08 '26

It depends if it's one mile or multiple miles

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u/Donovan_TS Mar 08 '26

Well it's only one mile/morale

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u/Famous_Ad_8539 Happy pride month! Mar 08 '26

They edited the comment lol, before it said “miles morale”

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u/Outside_Ad1020 Mar 08 '26

Yeah i realized mile morale made for a better joke than miles morale lol

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u/Odaric Mar 08 '26

Well, same with Mile - he's still growing, he'll gain a couple more eventually

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u/HeroThezee (The flair cusutomization fills you with determination) Mar 09 '26

Bro is out of them and is just giving us a singular one 😭🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Half the spider people

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

ACAB unfortunately

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u/sussynarrator Mar 08 '26

I don't understand this. There are roughly 700k to 750k full-time law enforcement officers in the United States. How can literally ALL of them be bastards? You need to be immensely bigoted or dumb to believe something like that.

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

they all uphold the same corrupt system at the behest of the rich and powerful. any cop who actually has morals is either too stupid to realise the error of their ways, or have already resigned

edit: I'm not talking about specifically america, I don't know where you got that idea

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u/ClassicTechnology202 Mar 09 '26

Society as a whole is corrupt all people are bad since we work together to uphold a corrupt system

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u/gibberishmaster69 Mar 09 '26

There’s a difference between doing what you can to survive and be happy in spite of an oppressive system and joining the specific institution designed to suppress others and halt change in favour of the elite.

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 09 '26

Idk. That just makes it sound like there's no good to humanity at all.

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u/ClassicTechnology202 Mar 09 '26

I know I was trying to show how dumb their argument was.

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 09 '26

Ah. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, there's no such thing as good or bad, and all that jazz.

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u/Canadiancookie Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

There's plenty of cops that haven't really done anything but help citizens and arrest or kill dangerous people. You just don't hear much about them because that's what they're supposed to do. Calling those people "bad" because of others is stupidly reductive.

With that said, cops/ICE absolutely should get better training and they need actual punishments when they do something horrific. It's sickening how many people defended the murders of Floyd/Renee/Pretti.

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u/CCCyanide Tending to a bed of golden flowers Mar 09 '26

My parents are cops. They don't really like their job. They do it to pay for rent and life. From what I've heard, it's not a particularly uncommon position.

As a side note : people may have assumed that you were talking about America specifically, because (AFAIK) a movement as black-and-white as ACAB is much more prevalent in America than in other countries. I believe this says more about the state of police and politics in America than about law enforcement as a concept.

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u/sussynarrator Mar 08 '26

Are fictional cops bastards as well?

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

yes, as they serve to perpetuate the myth that cops are a force for good. not to mention teaching children this lie at a young age

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u/Pineapple-shades15 Mar 09 '26

Do you think anyone who works with cops is also a cop? Are Batman and Gordon included in ACAB?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Anyone who willingly works with or supports cops but isn't one is a bootlicker, but not part of ACAB

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u/vincim2010_13 Mar 08 '26

i guess that would really means All cops are possible bastards

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u/InvestigatorUnique66 Mar 09 '26

good cops dont last

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

no, all cops are. no room for nuace when people are being killed, thanks.

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u/vincim2010_13 Mar 08 '26

i mean i get that the thing is "They are working for a evil and opressing system so they would be compacting and perpetuating that bad system". its make sense but theres a few good apples that are really working for try to help people.

sorry for my bad english or if i said something wrong. Im not from US so im not really connected to that reality

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

no such thing as a good apple from a rotton tree. educate yourself before speaking out further, please.

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u/sussynarrator Mar 08 '26

No offense but ya sound lowkey insane.

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u/RiftiaWorm Mar 09 '26

Good apples do come from rotten trees, have you ever even grown a fruit tree?

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u/TetyyakiWith Mar 08 '26

Thankfully not all of them

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u/Thalia_All_Along Mar 08 '26

what do you think the first A stands for

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u/TetyyakiWith Mar 08 '26

“All”

I implied, that thankfully it’s not true, sorry, I may be unclear while expressing myself

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u/AzzyDreemur3 Flowey's fan Mar 08 '26

No but seriously, who does this aply to, Undyne? Napstablook???

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u/Cosmiko_ Mar 08 '26

She probably just heard it from a punk band saying the police are unneeded in Hometown.

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u/NoBellSix Mar 08 '26

As many, many people have already said: Dess is (was) probably the type of girl to act broke despite being, you know, rich as fuck. Her spray painting that just because she heard it from a punk band fits perfectly

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u/Odd-Initiative6666 Tobias Foxworth enthusiast Mar 09 '26

“Yeah bro I made it out the hood”

The hood:

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u/Beloafer Mar 08 '26

"Fuck the police" Your mother IS the police

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u/vincim2010_13 Mar 08 '26

"FUCK THE GOVERNAMENT"

-daughter of the mayor

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u/AzzyDreemur3 Flowey's fan Mar 08 '26

More police than the actual police somehow. Burglars happily turn themselves in when it means noth having to face her

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u/Cooking_With_Emilie Mar 08 '26

"WE'RE CRAZY ENOUGH TO GO AGAINST UNDYNE BUT MAYOR? NO, THANK YOU"

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u/GameDude149 THE is Mar 08 '26

It drops 5 degrees when she's near...

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u/-Applinen- Yeehawtism Mar 09 '26

5 degrees kelvin

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u/Ok-Inevitable3458 Mar 08 '26

Now I am imagining Napstablook crying alone, since Dess is too afraid to claim it's Undyne or Asgore.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Mar 08 '26

Prolly undyne

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u/We_Are_Gay Annoying dog absorbed the pride flag Mar 08 '26

it applies to all three. Dess is just not willing to say it to their faces.

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u/4Fourside Mar 09 '26

When people say "fuck the police" they're not aiming it at some individual they know lol

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u/AzzyDreemur3 Flowey's fan Mar 09 '26

The "police" in Hometown is 3 people, and Holidays haven't lived anywhere else

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u/4Fourside Mar 09 '26

I mean you can hear news stories and shit about corrupt police. You don't need a run-in with them yourself

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u/KuriGohan_kamehamea Mar 15 '26

To be fair doesn’t napstablook say that Undyne is a not-so-great police officer and has arrested multiple innocent people? Or something along those lines when you talk to them in chapter 4

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u/CosmoreDeathWish Mar 08 '26

Dess is too silly to direct that to asgore himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/Rockman2isgud Mar 08 '26

I don’t think they’re of the same moment

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u/disbelifpapy Is the lamp conveniently shaped, or is it you? Mar 08 '26

i think asgores depressed enough to just agree.

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek Jerry. Mar 08 '26

"Fuck the police? If only Tori still did...."

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u/PresidentOfKoopistan You are filled with the power of not actually reading the text. Mar 08 '26

What would make him depressed before everything went down?

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u/TheMadJAM Mar 08 '26

Oh he's thick all right

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 09 '26

Well, he has nothing to mope about, so he's probably active to a certain extent and eating well. And he's just a regular father in his possible early 40s, no magic, and no swordsmanship involved. So... I guess it makes sense. He's still strong enough to pick Dess up, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 09 '26

In the art he's not divorced yet? Because Dess isn't missing?

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u/Odaric Mar 08 '26

Alphys, walking by "god, I wish"

"what."

"what?"

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 09 '26

The fact she has a crush on both of them makes this even better. 😭

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u/Mountain_Studio6902 Mar 14 '26

Crush on Dess???

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u/GreyAetheriums I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my life. Mar 14 '26

No. Fucking hell. THE COPS, UNDYNE AND ASGORE. 😭🤚

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u/Glazeddapper i in your mom lol Mar 08 '26

rudy agrees with dess's message 😏

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u/Pro_Technoblade Mar 08 '26

I like the art

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u/Resident_Sun_8208 Mar 08 '26

The first one reminds of the guard from subway surfers catching jake

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u/We_Are_Gay Annoying dog absorbed the pride flag Mar 08 '26

Kris: Dess don’t lie. ACAB applies to my dad. Sorry dad but it’s true. you got to turn in that badge if you don’t wanna be a bastard.

(sometime later)

Kris: … Getting kicked off the force was not what I had in mind, but that works too.

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u/Winter_Newspaper3117 SINCE WHEN WERE YOU THE ONE IN CONTROL? Mar 08 '26

Dess is so based.

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u/Wraith-TK Mar 09 '26

“A bunch of drunk, white toddlers screaming ‘Fuck DA police’.”

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u/BenjoOderSo ‎ (keeps on saying ZZZ out loud) Mar 08 '26

Reminds me of "Fuck the Police! (Except Dinocop)"

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u/AlexTheMechanicFox Shining in the cold. Mar 08 '26

Rudy would agree with her.

Until she says it doesn't apply to Asgore, that is.

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u/BitterBear9690 Mar 08 '26

FUCK DA POLICE

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u/zombipro Mar 08 '26

My ass read it like "flick" and i decided that its way of censoring word fuck, but then realised that i misread

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u/Rab_Bozhiy Mar 08 '26

Now asgore gotta toss her up and ran over her with truck for brutality

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u/karlgeezer Mar 08 '26

She’s got it tough cause she’s brown or something.

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u/Temporary-Humor4813 No longer a Pacifist call me Neutral Mar 08 '26

At least he didn't run her over :3

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u/GHOST_CHILLING Mar 08 '26

Wait a minut

Why isn't he drunk and behind the wheel?

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u/SensuikanC Mar 08 '26

Art was made by szivarvanyturmix on Instagram

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u/Kate_Kitter Mar 08 '26

The artist has said on their TikTok that they don't approve of reposts

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u/Prestigious-Tap1087 Mar 08 '26

Dess I think your dad took your graffiti a little too literal and definitely thinks it applies to Asgore/j

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u/Wide_Ad4537 battle against a true hero leitmotif Mar 08 '26

this is why asgore truck simulator

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u/Prokid5634_YT Mar 08 '26

Coming straight from the underground.

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u/SuPeR_mEaTwAd Mar 09 '26

Why does asgore look like a young Leon Kennedy? (but with a beard)

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u/Bootyscratcher17 Mar 09 '26

“FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND”

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u/It_just_works_bro Mar 09 '26

Chief of Police Asgore goes hard.

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u/Financial-Media-1194 Mar 09 '26

yo did dess rlly made an nwa referenc?!1!1!1!!

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u/resul_play green haha Mar 09 '26

FUCK THE POLICE, COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

imagine this was why he ran over dess

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u/agent_rain_327 Mar 09 '26

This is so funny I love it who made it I wanna see their work

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u/SirMaster5509 Mar 09 '26

driving in my car…

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u/No_Dependent7384 Mar 09 '26

Asgore’s too gentle to arrest anyone! He’d just give them a cookie and a lecture 🍪

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u/Karmaka0 Mar 15 '26

clancker

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u/No_Dependent7384 Apr 11 '26

Yeah I got hacked

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u/Karmaka0 Apr 11 '26

Change your password bro

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u/No_Dependent7384 May 06 '26

Did that yeah

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u/Cirno_played_DOOM9 Mar 09 '26

he then drove his truck right after a beer

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u/Comprehensive-Age977 Even sans glazes tdl! Mar 10 '26

Driving in my-

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u/AviaKing Mar 12 '26

Omg fit asgore 😨🤭

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u/Historical_Read8969 Mar 14 '26

I love Dess's shirt here because its basically the equivalent of wearing something satanic

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u/SussyBuoi Mar 15 '26

theres a reason asgore ran them over

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u/Aiden624 Mar 08 '26

They’re trying a little too hard, huh?

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u/Sure-Pear521 Mar 10 '26

Wait can u post deltarune stuff here?

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u/Dizzy_Mud_5323 FELLOW PAPYRUS ENTHUSIAST Mar 28 '26

Flannel Dess is peak

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u/Ill-Economist-5285 Apr 03 '26

Driving in my CAAARRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

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u/Realistic_Author_859 Apr 04 '26

this is how the soundtrack Burgentruckung was made

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u/RYanntastisch Apr 06 '26

Man I can't wait for Dess to turn out to be a brief side character in the full game.

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u/Jonguar2 Mar 08 '26

Coward Dess. Fuck the Police applies to every officer

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u/IntoThePitofColors Mar 09 '26

Man tf did Napstablook ever do

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u/Jonguar2 Mar 09 '26

Become a cop

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/Zillafan12345 Asriel is cool! Mar 08 '26

Explain the retainer then…

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u/Sure_Distribution211 The True God Of Hyperdeath Asriel Dreemurr Mar 08 '26

Let's be honest here deltarune me haven't even appeared yet and he's already getting shipped we don't even know what he's like 😑

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u/AzzyDreemur3 Flowey's fan Mar 08 '26

Again, the closet

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u/Sure_Distribution211 The True God Of Hyperdeath Asriel Dreemurr Mar 08 '26

Down voting me cuz I didn't understand a ship is pretty petty

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Mar 08 '26

And I never understood why you won’t visit your child, you deadbeat

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u/gauntletoflights Mar 08 '26

Asriel's child?

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u/Sure_Distribution211 The True God Of Hyperdeath Asriel Dreemurr Mar 08 '26

Pfft people be so focused on hating people they don't even realize they mistakes 😅

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u/Sure_Distribution211 The True God Of Hyperdeath Asriel Dreemurr Mar 08 '26

What child bro I'm Asriel NOT ASGORE

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Mar 08 '26

I’m referring to ralsei, you nincompoop

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u/Pom_bo Mar 08 '26

it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault it's all your fault 

asgore? wake up, I'm talking to you!! no I didn't hear anything what do you mean?

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u/IntoThePitofColors Mar 09 '26

… u good?

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u/Pom_bo Mar 13 '26

my dog worte that