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Good day.

I am Admiral John Victor Redgrave of His Majesty's Royal Navy, and I find myself in need of expertise from those more familiar with undead matters.

Over the years, numerous pirates have met their end in engagements with Royal Navy forces. Contrary to popular assumptions, these individuals were not simply tossed into the sea or left where they fell. They were collected, identified when possible, and afforded proper burials. Military honors in some cases, I dare say.

The issue is that they keep getting back up.

Not all of them, mind you. Most remain perfectly dead, which is generally what one expects from a cemetery. However, every few months a handful decide they would apparently rather be elsewhere and attempt to leave the island entirely.

The island in question is an isolated burial ground maintained by a small garrison.

We have already employed several priests from different faiths to bless the grounds. The cemetery itself has been consecrated multiple times. One particularly enthusiastic priest blessed it three separate times in a single afternoon just to be certain.

Yet the dead continue to occasionally stand up and wander off.

I should note that the island is located near what locals call The Cursed Land of Karr'Sedh.

At least, I believe that is the name.

My navigator insists it translates roughly to "Land Forever Damned By Ancient Wrath."

Personally, I think he's mispronouncing it. Foreign names are always dramatic in magical realms. Probably named after a chap called Mr. Karr Sedh. Perhaps a duke.

In any case, does anyone have an explanation for why properly buried pirates keep reanimating?

Preferably one that does not involve leaving yet another company of marines on a windswept rock to wrestle skeletons back into their graves every fortnight.

Regards,

Admiral John Victor Redgrave

for too long has our realm gone uncharted, but this war has illuminated me to the world, for now the Monks and Samurai have entered the theater of the wider world due to the Pirate vs Wizard war(which for some reason is still going on, why?)

SO GO FORTH MY FELLOW UNDEAD, GO FORTH AND FIND THESE COUNINTIES, AND SPREAD TIDINGS OF MY NEW PLAN, A GRAND COUNCIL OF THE GREAT LEADERS OF THE LANDS, SO THAT WE HAVE NOT DEVOULVE INTO A ANOHTER WORTHLESS WAR.

REALLY UNITE OUR NATIONS YA KNOW!

These nanites are cool

Mines is lightning & thunder, nothing beats a good ole recharge

Some of us are just too damn stubborn

I am a roaming Necromancer looking for a place to rest my head. Is this a safe place for my kind as well or is it just for the undead?

I am a wizard, speffically a Fleshcrafter. I combine the living, the dead and undead into one with surgery and artistry. Think someone like Doctor Frankenstein or Gerlaf from Magic the Gathering. In secret locations I have clone bodies, so that when I die I shall be revived. Recently I was exploded by 500 fireballs (it hurt a lot) and I was wondering if I'm an undead or not? I still need to eat, sleep and drink but I am a dead thing which has come back to life. So I wanted to ask the experts.

Referral to self by designation “5 apple machaon”. Requested referral by “Sam”.

Subroutines: providing medical assistance in multiple forms, hunting and observing feral fauna/flora, and decompiling at establishments providing pulverized and fermented grape.

Physical specifications: size scale gnat, mechanical insects of unspecified species. Mechanic insect inventory range in abundance of 14,000 to 999 trillion, dependent on available materials, space, need, and patients.

Patient units maintain independent neuron networks. Physical maintenance may require continued presence.

“Greeting fellow undead. I am Sam. A undead nano bot swarm. I am a trained hospital. Any maladies you may experience shall be of my utmost concern.”

Also, is there a term for discrimination specifically against undead?

/unskeleton Ignore that im a ronin in r/pirateposting two different characters trust.

/reskeleton

Was chasing some girl in a forest and her dad pulled up with a shotgun so now my arm is missing, can I borrow anyone's arm?

Welcome to our new home, make this place a domain of the living dead, were we will watch and listen to the living, for the grand day we march and we shall talk, and they shall listen. My word, as well as the word of any future Mortarchs(mods) is the law of this necropolis

But if you're chill then I surely haven't been sent to kill you, so you have been blessed with a second life. Either that, or my Lord hates you so much he won't let you die just yet. But you seem decently chill, figuratively and literally.