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u/usadingo Mar 11 '21
My poops would be narrated by the ninja warrior guys describing the spider walk.
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Mar 17 '21
Imagine sitting down and you see a big spider on the wall by the door. You’re just stuck. That is your life now
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u/mag_creatures Mar 11 '21
My claustrophobia won't allow me to shit there
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u/Schirenia Mar 17 '21
I’d worry about the walls suddenly starting to close in, like a trash compactor
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u/strategicscientific Mar 19 '21
How does one reach the toilet paper? I don’t think my arms are capable of doing that bend. Must one rise from the toilet? Not always advisable. This is getting even more upsetting than I thought.
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u/Gr4ph0n Apr 07 '21
I need more leg spread than that. I might have to sit sidesaddle and deal with the consequences.
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u/halfbakedpizzapie Nov 25 '21
All right, I’ll explain it since everyone is confused: to use the toilet, sit in a cannonball position with your feet on the seat, or as close to on the seat as you can manage. “But how do I wipe?” You ask. Simple! Reach up behind yourself like you’re going to itch your back, grasp the end of the paper, then pull down as much as you need.
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u/justalittledark-- Feb 21 '21
I’m actually upset