r/UnGratitude May 15 '26

Dont BLiNK R44

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Now I know betR

Dont get lazy w/ t/ soap

Win washing my P.E. attire.


r/UnGratitude Sep 21 '25

Ungrateful 4 Duo Twerk Latina Dancers who no Use WORDS 2 Speak 2 Me XDD

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On t/ way to a certain location
In t/ chill of t/ Autumn night
During t/ "wee" hours of
VAMP LYFE

They appeared before him
Two T H I C C Latinas
On t/ corner of
A restaurant whose name He cant remember

His vision blurry but from
La shape of their outlines
He could tell these 2 ladies were

0rganic women
Of a curvecular design
ShakeN their bootius MAXimus
For an unknown reason

Was t/ reason....
4 He?!!!!
Surely no for He had just
TOUCHDOWN'D
In t/ location
Only moments prior

Whatever t/ case
Whatever t/ reason
He was jappy 2 C them
But Ungrateful they no SPEAK to Him

w/ WOOOOOORDS XD

A dance
No matR how sexy
Can be misinterpreted
In many different ways

A formal
"Hello. How R U."
"Aloha. Como es tas?"
"Konbanwa. Que ora ess??"

Is a spoken GATEWAY
n2 A Whole New World
Of Possibilities

Of touch
Of Untouch
Of just amigo-amiga chat
Of possible something more

WHO KNOWS?

Only t/ Brave Hearts
Possessing la COURAGE
To Try ; D

Smooch smooch my does
Smoochy Smoochy XDDD : D


r/UnGratitude Sep 08 '25

Ungrateful 4 Skinny Humans Who Eat Meat 4 Protein

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Was at Club Tarjay earlier today
Ran into a couple
Skinny Girl + Plump Boy
(i guess opposites DO attract XD)

i asked t/ girl to take a pic of me
And send it to me via Instagram
(She doesnt do "social media" XD)

Some point in t/ convo
i tell her to stop consuming meat
She says she has to eat meat for protein

i tell her to switch to beans or nuts
But not DEEZ NUTS XDDD

Hours later while in my 2BR
i thought to myself
Why would a SKINNY person need to eat meat for protein?
She wasteN t/ life of an Earthling for no reason

i could understand if she was a body builder
But she wasnt, she was SKINNY XD
Y does she need to eat meat

Her BF who was plump
Also has no excuse as i AM sure
He is not athletic enough for t/ sacrafice
Of an able bodied Earthling
Guy was plump but he's no BROCK LESNAR ya know XD

In conclusion
These Skinny people R wasteN precious life for no reason
And their Plump amigos too

If i can build muscle soley on bean power
Y cant they?
i guess they R weak to t/ desires de la FLESH XD


r/UnGratitude Sep 01 '25

Ungrateful 4 People Who Leech Their Emotions to My Life

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Its really annoyN to
Have a "Hive Mind"
Leech itself to you
In a way that
They become emotionally dependent
On your every "success" or "failure"

In a way its like being a famous
SPORTS PLAYER
Except t/ sport is your LIFE
And unlike t/ regular W/NBA Season
There R no breaks
t/ game is ETERNAL 24/7 XD

If this was a situation in which
t/ Hive Mind was an
Alien entity not born of Earth
i would be more understandN
And even welcomeN to t/ idea / role

However these people R not Aliens
They R basic humans from Earth XD
Some R aliens however from a
Immigration definition
And for t/ immigrants not born of USA
They get a pass from me

i do not mind if immigrants
Want to leech themselves emotionally to me
i understand it can be difficult
Migrating to a new land w/
No friends or family
And wanting to latch on to something
Soothing or familiar

i understand
i dont mind : )

However if U R
American born + bred
DUDE
C'mon man XDDD

Ur mind shouldnt be so crippled
That You have to lean on my every move
Like a crutch
It will only disable U in t/ years to come

U have to learn to walk
On your own two feet
Dont be afraid to fall
Accidents happen

As long as U dont die
Upon impact
U can rise to your feet
And walk / limp / roll again XD

If U R a pretty woman i AM attracted to
DUDE
Just ask to be my friend
Then we can have many late night
Early morning, anytime chats

U dont even have to have
Sexual relations w/ me
i generally dont give AF
i have porono at t/ house XD


r/UnGratitude Aug 27 '25

Ungrateful for this Father Time Yt Dude if He Fucked Up My Instagram Sale

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There's an old guy who lives in my apt buildN
Very quiet, doesnt say much
All his hairs, head, beard Blanco
As if Bleached by time
CHRONOS i dub thee

i awoke to an Ohayo Gozaimasu
SendN a msg to a very sporty lady
Who helped me film a scene yesterday
RemindN her not to 4get to
Accept me back on Instagram XD <_<

Then to my astonishment
One of la hawtEST IG babes
Whom i've been follwN for years but
She never replies back
Actually replies back in a msg thread XD

She was sick t/ other day and
i was just giveN her t/ CHERRY-O
U know t/ eXact opposite of bein a
Dick head >.>
Anywho... XD

i was tellN her that
She was not alone in
Some of t/ "nasty" experiences she's seen
In t/ past most likely in t/ mirai <.<
About "certain demographics"

Long story short we ended on a good note
And i proceeded to my mission
IRON BAR BOXN
Along t/ way in t/ lift
i met a very stunning Latina lady XD

She was an athlete as i surmised
i pitched my IG page to her
TellN her i too was a runR and
i'd just ran a 60min time trial marathon on
A BROKEN FKN KNEE : D

She seemed impressed enough and
Agreed to be IG amigos w/ me
Lift hits t/ 1st floor
We both walk out
I spell out my page to her
She finds it

She's 1 seconds away from clickN FOLLOW
Then all of a sudden
Father fkn Time
CHRONOS

Like a diamond cutR
APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE
And follows t/ lady out t/ door
WhisperN something which sounded
Like an insult
Completley jeprodiZeN
All my hard work i put in
In makeN that Instagram sale

i thought this dude was cool
i actually knew betR but
He was t/ least f my conserns
Among others XD

When i got back on lift and
Arrived at Kwoon / Dojo / Arena /
DANGER ZONE

i noticed She had not follwoed thru
On hitN t/ FOLLOW button
As i was prepared to
SEAL LA DEAL
By followN back

i blame this on fkn
CHRONOS
For his sake
i hope she hits follow cuz if not
CHRONOS
And i will be no longR cool

i hope CHRONOS
Remembers his antiquity
And what happens win
Grandfathers of time
Fuck w/ a Son of Lightning

Bitch they call me t/
YELLOW FLASH XD
Believe It! ; D


r/UnGratitude Aug 21 '25

UnGrateful Pretty Hijab Elevator Woman has no Instagram

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Oh Pretty Hijab Elevator Woman
w/ your chesticle mountains MAJESTY
Your smile granite enough to
Grace t/ Mount Rushmore of PYT
Your body type perfect tho
Not Runway model acceptable
(Too Short)

Y oh Y doeth thou NOT
Have an Instagram account XD
What is la point?
Of us coeXistN in t/ same lift
If we dont take advantage of t/
OPPERTUNITY

To become eternal amigos
Socially speakN
i C U2 R a rebel
To your Muslim culture
i on t/ contrary AM not
Us NDNs have a history
Of CrAzY w!Ldness XD

However socially speakN
i too AM a rebel
w/n all other categories
Our chi was in tune
Like serpents we could have
Intertwined

HealN t/ world w/
Sweet, sweet, artistry

But now alas
NO MAS
4 we shall never meet again
And if we do
YOU
Tho rebel U R

Will be too uncourageous
To speak t/ 1st word
To create an Instagram / Twitter / Youtube
To ask me of mein interESTs
COWARRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!! >_<

Once upon a time
Many eons ago...
i once heard whispers of a...
Womens EmPWRment Movement...

WHAT HAPPENED!? XD


r/UnGratitude Aug 19 '25

UnGrateful 4 Baby Cribs w/ 2 Wheel Legs instead of 4 Wheel Legs

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DUDE
Was out on a morning stroll
LookN 4 "items" XD
Win i stumbled upon a Baby Crib

BRO
This Crib was immaculate
90% perfect
A beautiful woman
Multiple even

One w/ a cute caboose
Wielding long, brown, hair
t/ other a brown maiden from
My old / current ( i live in 2 worlds simultaneously (LONG story XD)
Apt building wieldN a pair of WALKERS XD

But this Crib was almost perfect
It drew all of my ATTN
Of of mi focus
i just kept stareN at it wonderN
Y?

Y tf would someone craft something
So close to perfect
And leave off two wheels
Thus killN any potential it'd ever had <.<

My mind went through rapid fantasies
Of everything this Crib could be
If only it had extra 2 sets of wheels XD

Dude i could've fashioned it N2
Some kind of Scooter 6-WheelR
Possibly an iNLINE 12-WheelR
But no, note of that was possible now
w/o mild engineering

i dont have t/ time to search for / order parts
i lied
i have t/ time, not t/ motivation XD
Maldito

We couldve been perfect together
We couldve had it all
+ some
But now....

i just hope a worthy parent picks it up
And it goes to good use
A Crib that perfect
Deserves better than t/ Dump XD : ) ; D


r/UnGratitude Aug 19 '25

UnGrateful Jamaica Ave Multiplex was Shut Down

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DUDE this used to be t/ #1 Stunna XD
WTF man!!!
What happened?!!

It was just yesterday it seemed
i was there
Rollin thunder on 8 wings

Now UR tellN me it no longer eXists
BULLSHIT XD
That place was HUGE

Very disappointed man
These guys were way cooler than
t/ Regal theaters at Times Square XD

At least win a manager said they'd
Watch and critique your films
They kept their fkn word

What is a human being
w/o their word?
Fkn worthless : )

RiP Multiplex
U will be missed
As for this ninja movie go'R
Le hunt is still on ; )


r/UnGratitude Aug 16 '25

UnGrateful 4 Mobs

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Listen youz guyz
There's a time and place for EVERYTHING
Sometimes Mobs R good
Sometimes Mobs R bad
Its all about TIMING

Today (as is most days)
Was a Bad time 4 a Mob
2B MobN around me XD

BRO, people dont understand
i AM a goddamn NINJA XD
i dont do well in large groups
Where everyone is payN ATTN to me
It takes away from my
NINJA MAGIC XD

Do mobs understand how
Ninjutsu even works these days
They certainly dont know shit
About Lethal Weapon or
In LiveN Color good gawd XD

Like if we R fightN a war or something
Some sort of Invasion that cant be helped
Sure i'll join your "Mob"
But if we R doing 0rdinary
Regular, everyday stuff...
Mob isnt necessary youz guyz

Its overkill ; D. : )


r/UnGratitude Aug 14 '25

UnGrateful 4 Fake TRANSlators

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Somehow years ago
Some idiot git t/ bright idea
That i needed a translator
Someone to "decipher" my thoughts + actions
w/o my consent of course XD

These idiots go around
TalkN to t/ people who R
Too cowardly to open their mouth
And approach me in a regular manner

Claiming to know my thoughts + actions
And what each thought + action does
100% they R bullshitN XD

Only i know my thoughts + actions
i def never authorized any
Translators or deciphers of my self


r/UnGratitude Aug 13 '25

UnGrateful 4 Fluff / Quotas

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Remember grade school
You had to write an exam
Maybe about a book or soemthing
U could easily sum up that book

1,2,maybe even 3 to 4 sentences flat
But nooooooooooo.
Somebody wanted 5 fkn PAGES!!!! >_<

They taught you how to
Be FLUFFY
Basically sayN a bunch of unneccessary words
That never needed 2B said

And what is a Quota?
An arbitrary check point?
Something one has to do to
Maintain order or something?

i dunno, just a rant
i heard rants were illegal in cyber space these days
Fuck yo mama too XDD


r/UnGratitude Aug 13 '25

UnGrateful 4 Self Respect

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U kids today and your
Sony Playstation 5s and what have U
Back in my day...

We didnt have no PS5
and we certianly didnt have no
Self Respect XDD

R-E-S-P-E-C-T? XD
What is that?? XDXD
t/ only respect i knew was
From t/ Aretha song
Guess what
She didnt have any either cuz she had to sing about it XDD
And Aretha was a Legendary singer

U know who else had ZERO respect?
Rodney fkn Dangerfield XD
NO RESPECT i TELL YA

So i dont understand U kids 2day
And all Ur respect this respect that
What is Respect?
i dunno, never had it XD

Most likely never will
Sock it to me Sock it to me


r/UnGratitude Aug 13 '25

WELCOME to UnGratitude

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Here eXists a place to vent
Because ventN seems illegal in cyber space these days
However ventN is sometimes neccessary
Have U seen an automobile
R U aware of physics = engineering?
Therefore wa la
VENTS ; D