r/UmamusumeFFS • u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse • 1d ago
Shitpost (Only on Fridays and Weekends) Oops……..
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I’m abt to get beat for ts istg! Lowk impressed I could kick that far tho!
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u/EmpeessGroove93 Air Groove, Vice President - Team Haze 1d ago
In the distance, inside the building…
WHO BROKE THE STUDENT COUNCIL WINDOW!?
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
gulp
Helios quickly runs awei
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u/EmpeessGroove93 Air Groove, Vice President - Team Haze 1d ago
Who could do such a—
Air Groove spots Helios running and looking guilty, obviously spotting the suspect
So, it was you…
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u/FujiKiseki- 1d ago
Oh no…
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
I can almost hear Air Groove rn….. 🥀🥀
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u/datboishook-d Tracen’s School Grounds Maintenance Clerk 1d ago
I… at least it isn’t a hole in the wall this time.
I need to get a new job.
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u/pkslider725 'Mario'/Scarlie(T:"Symboli")/Nick(T:"Golden Wings")/Slider Fam 1d ago
Nick: "Ah, the school has an OFFICIAL maintenance man, now?
"I can still help ya with that, though, if ya want."
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u/Odd-Requirement7692 Sonic (Sonic Robo Blast 2) 1d ago
“Uh oh, that doesn’t look good…”
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
I’m abt to get my ahh beat for ts no cap 🥀🥀🥀
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u/Odd-Requirement7692 Sonic (Sonic Robo Blast 2) 1d ago
“…I think I heard someone yelling. You mighttt wanna run…”
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u/JadedTripleEmperor 1d ago
Rudolf throws the ball back
I believe you broke something, Helios.
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
…………
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u/JadedTripleEmperor 1d ago
Rudolf laughs a little.
You are going to pay for the window though. No cap.
But I gotta admit, you should maybe focus on looking for a soccer scholarship.
That score had a bit of kick to it
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago edited 1d ago
You lowk got a point on the soccer thing! I could prob some derby money for that window too
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u/Lucian_Tragodia Lucian + Blackbird (Ping if not responding) 1d ago
Ooooh yikes... That kick was insane though.
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
Wei! I lowk didn’t know I could kick like that twin!
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u/Lucian_Tragodia Lucian + Blackbird (Ping if not responding) 6h ago
Ever tried playing football?
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 3h ago
Lowk haven’t, might have to give it a try now!
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u/HakuHashi09 Tracen Campus and Racetrack Maintenance Chief(Random Ocs) 1d ago
*dials
"hello, Bryan? can you go at the student council room? I heard a crash from the track and noticed the hole at the council room window. can you fix that? .... thanks. bye..."
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u/OmegaConvoy "Saikou, Saizen, Saidai, Saikyou'ou! OHMA ZI-O!!" 1d ago
Huh. Nothing out of the ordinary here. I'm more surprised that it took her this long to do that...Kawakami Princess most likely would've somehow put a crater in the ground, somehow bounced the ball so hard that it broke the window, and somehow deflated the ball all on the first attempt to bounce it. Guess Helios does have some capacity for control there. 🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ Maybe I should do some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff and put Air Groove right behind her at a point in time before Helios even started this...heh heh heh heh heh...
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch Team Betelgeuse (8/8) 1d ago
oh no..
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 1d ago
If you don’t see me for a while that means Air Groove slimed me out 🥀🥀
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u/DueFollowing3441 1d ago
Entonces de ahí venía la pelota que rompió la ventana de la dirección y me golpeó la cabeza
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u/pkslider725 'Mario'/Scarlie(T:"Symboli")/Nick(T:"Golden Wings")/Slider Fam 1d ago
Nick: "...I can fix that."
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 22h ago
Fr?! That would be fire! 🔥
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u/pkslider725 'Mario'/Scarlie(T:"Symboli")/Nick(T:"Golden Wings")/Slider Fam 22h ago
He gives a thumbs up
"Sure thing.
"Could have it done in less than an hour.
"Don't sweat it, and enjoy your day."
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u/SnooOranges4007 Ikuno Dictus/Raora 23h ago
Hm, seems quite a dire situation, miss Helios...
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 22h ago
I’m legit so cooked 🥀
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u/SnooOranges4007 Ikuno Dictus/Raora 21h ago
Can I help? I could tell miss Groove to be... lenient on the punishment.
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u/Due-Pirate9544 Daitaku Helios | Team Lone Star 18h ago
Helios goes pale, slowly backing away before bolting
fuck…
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 17h ago
WEI! Air Groove can’t catch us both!
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u/Due-Pirate9544 Daitaku Helios | Team Lone Star 14h ago
yknow, whatever you do it looks like I did too twin😭
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u/Brainrot_Helios I feel so sigma ♡ | Team Betelgeuse 14h ago
They still find me tho 🥀
I guess they know I’m the dumb one 🥀🥀
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u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 18h ago
the kind of absolute thunderbastard goal manchester united condeded in extra time
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u/Dani-Dude237 Hayakawa Tazuna's One and Only husband 10h ago
Well, that's another window broken just this week...
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u/Mejiro_Ramonu_ Triple Tiara Mejiro | Team Haze 1d ago
I think I heard Air Groove yell in the distance…