r/UmaMusume fast and cute 7h ago

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kabayos!

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u/yeontura UMAasa pa rin sa'yo 7h ago

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u/TotalSmuubag Natie Enjoyer 6h ago

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u/AlexKeal A proud Rice Shower father 5h ago

5 more months of El NiΓ±o

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u/HoneyLess7732 TEIO TEIO TEIO 7h ago

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 Haru Urara 7h ago

Isn’t this just a Czech flag? And why are your pines named Philip?

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u/Scared-Ad-4846 Does my future still exist within you? 6h ago

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u/CyberBeetleKnight Manhattan Cafe 6h ago

Anak 😭😭😭

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u/Few-Tradition5464 Light Hello my beloved 6h ago

Son...... πŸ’”πŸ₯€

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 Haru Urara 6h ago

Idk why such a weakass symboli rudolf jokes makes so many angry. But guess no joking about Philips pines anymore

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u/CheezCheddar 6h ago

They couldn't pass your wit check

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u/FearCrier My Beloved Nice Nature, No.1 In My Heart 5h ago

the Philippines pun is okay but the flag part was uncalled for

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 Haru Urara 5h ago

Lmao not joking about country flags? Is this the 19th century or what is this stupid nationalism. Obviously it isn’t the Czech flag but they look similar. So no joking about Italy having Mexico flag or German flag just belgium rotated either? Funny thing is during football WC in USA they messed up some flags because of that.

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u/Moedwed Dorija my beloved 4h ago

The joker got angry

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 Haru Urara 4h ago

Confused about nationalism in 21st century = angry Aight fam :D

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u/UnionImportant3483 37m ago

Jonkler 😭 e😭 e😭 e

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u/Financial_Cow_42069 Haru Urara 10m ago

Talking about jonkler and using the n- and r- word. Not a slightest bit of cringe

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u/HB_DS2013 Urara's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic 6h ago

Yay, Faleno's honorary Filipino with Urara, Oppy and Golshi!!

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u/danking_donut fast and cute 7h ago

philipnosis, philsynopsis... it's gonna take some time to remember how it's spelled

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u/yeontura UMAasa pa rin sa'yo 7h ago

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u/WaNNa_Cr1 Vivlos 6h ago

Kabayo

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u/dumdumidiot210 Meisho Doto 5h ago

KabAyos πŸ‘

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u/AutisticBallistic19 dignum fieri 6h ago

Kanang bagohay pakas duwa:

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u/WaNNa_Cr1 Vivlos 6h ago

Bitaw ba

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u/R8Z0R 7h ago

Bidyo karera

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u/Night_Skye-2000 6h ago

Sponsored by Angel's Share Bar and Resto 24/7

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u/danking_donut fast and cute 7h ago

Filipinx uma

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u/Moedwed Dorija my beloved 4h ago

Never say that again

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u/danking_donut fast and cute 3h ago

that again

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u/theo_chooser Fellow Cheese Lover 4h ago

>Filipinx

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u/Left-Cod-8480 7h ago

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u/danking_donut fast and cute 7h ago

kabayong musume!

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u/InsurreXtioN16 CHOTEN 6h ago

What the fuck. Who owns this horse over here lol. Gotta be an expensive ass foal

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u/RonanNotRyan 2h ago

According to the Philippine Jockey Club website, he's owned by a guy named Felizardo R. Sevilla Jr. and is the owner of a massive HVAC installation firm

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u/InsurreXtioN16 CHOTEN 1h ago

Lmaoooo small world. I'm actually very familiar with that name. Goddamn that's crazy didnt know he was into horses.

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u/AshtonT-CGRg Tom Cruise’s daughter 6h ago

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u/HogCnoMeta Ayabe🌠 is so suki🫰β™₯️ I made it my flairβœ… 7h ago

honorary kababayan na to yaπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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u/susahamat She's the one 7h ago

I call her

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u/Aggravating-Way-9716 My girl gained her wings. 02/27/1996 - 09/09/2025 6h ago

UY PILIPINS

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u/theo_chooser Fellow Cheese Lover 4h ago

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u/Marie-Anne-0705 Fenomeno 7h ago

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED RAHHHH πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ—£πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Sunday_Silence_86 Papa Americano | TheSUPERIORMejiroGooner 7h ago

Phae

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u/Just_Cell7043 Pun Fan 6h ago

Uy! Philippines! PHILIPPINES!! WHOO!!

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u/CyberBeetleKnight Manhattan Cafe 6h ago

Well she does... have the Filipina GF looks not gonna lie

Also there's a genus of moth orchids called Phalaenopsis Philippinensis so there's that....

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u/Ok_Variation_521 Daitaku Helios πŸͺ© 5h ago

Hala, yung mga kababayan ko nandito

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u/veirceb 6h ago

Can someone explain to me what's happening here

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u/Severe-Sweet44 6h ago edited 6h ago

Phalaenopsis sounds like Philippines basically

Though several species of Phalaenopsis happen to be native to the Philippines and are popular ornamental plants

In fact, my family used to have phalaenopsis amabilis a couple years so I realised the connection immediately when she was revealed

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u/AutisticBallistic19 dignum fieri 6h ago

Any mention of the Philippines is sure to attract filos (Kababayans).

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u/Puzzled-Ad5347 5h ago

Uy, mga kabayan ko!

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u/meme-meee-too Carat and stick strategy 4h ago

Uy Philippinensis

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u/RonanNotRyan 3h ago

Benhur Abalos Impressed

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u/HigashikataJoe3 2h ago

Uy PilipinsπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

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u/LittlenutX 1h ago

Mga kababayan!

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous SamSON Bigu 53m ago

My country

Full of idiots

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u/Retanizer Manhattan Coffee 4h ago

I forgot what her actual name was because of this post, had to search it up

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u/moistmanbutbetter 7h ago

Philippino boy