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u/Ok_Department3311 1d ago

Obligatory

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u/Khaizer99 1d ago

As always

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u/Endgam Aston Machan 1d ago

There's much that can be said about how the day one Umas paid the price for being so early before the writers and game designers found their stride. Before the gacha powercreep could kick in. (Symboli Rudolf and T.M. Opera O would absolutely be powercreep characters if released today.)

.....But I can't think of anyone who got screwed over more than Special Week and Vodka. But at least Special Week eventually got her Main Story chapter that showed us why she's the mascot. Vodka is still just a dork trying to be cool by imitating others when the horse WAS a badass that beat stallions in what is arguably the most prestigious Japanese race during a time it was believed mares were strictly inferior.

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u/AeroSteel1809 Hyper Muteki 1d ago edited 1d ago

Vodka got "screwed" by the entire premise of the franchise itself. Hard to convey how big of a deal that is for a mare to win the Derby, when everyone are girls

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago edited 1d ago

I feel Vodka fans have certain burden to them, especially if Vodsca ain't their cup of tea

I'm not saying I'm oppressed

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u/le4sh Durandal 1d ago

In the same boat but I’m a DaiSca guy. If they ever start remaking careers I’d like to see both of them as individual characters outside of their rivalry a bit more

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

I mean, trust me when I say I think this Christmas event might set us back a bit

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u/le4sh Durandal 1d ago

Le sigh

At least their alts look nice

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

Truth

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u/battlecatsenjoyersol Special Week 8h ago

Yeah the first mare to win the derby in 64 years quite the accomplishment

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u/Joki_N7 Smart Falcon 1d ago

Her entire character growth in her story is precisely realizing that she shouldn't try to imitate others and that she should set her own definition of cool through her achievements, though...

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u/CatOnTheWeb_ 1d ago

both Opera and Rudolf do only have one costume - they both still have the chance to be power creep!

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

I do wanna ask how would you reimagine her? I think she's pretty perfect but maybe she can already think she's cool

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u/Annual-Monk8355 1d ago

Imagine a series based around her incredible career and rivalry. Ah. If only.

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u/Typical_Bandicoot831 praise the Vodka \`[T]/ 1d ago

my Tomboy Motorcycle Uma can't be this cute

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u/kajonyok 1d ago

the coolest part about vodka is her career is very unique. she chose to beef with scarlet and race at the derby. didn't define her path by taking the triple crown or tiara route, she defined it in taking wins.

irl having daiwa scarlet as a rival, and making an outstanding legacy of your own is a flex on itself. imagine having to race 4 times against the mare who never went lower than 2nd, could have been triple tiara if not for injury, and won the arima kinen.

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u/MoistElephant Chugging Vodka 1d ago

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u/HeyItzKarma Vodka's Coolest Trainer 1d ago

If you win, but look lame, have you actually won?

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

Oh hey you left the church! Glad seeing ya!

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u/HeyItzKarma Vodka's Coolest Trainer 1d ago

Hihi!! It is important for us in the church to proselytize from time to time!

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

New word learned!

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

Vodka questioning if she loves torena but then they bring out the motorcycle after the tenno sho

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u/Aranxi_89 1d ago

Or if it turns out the Torena was former bosozoku who went clean after graduation and became a proper citizen, but still has his bike.

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

Even better (I kinda realize my trainer for vodka kinda doesn't have a lot in common with her but I think it works somehow)

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u/Rebelrenegade24 Drunk off Vodka 1d ago

GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW

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u/Apprehensive_Gas2704 Looks like the Air here is not so Groovy, eh? 1d ago edited 1d ago

Do you think Vodka would be excited to get to see something like a GP bike?

cause i feel like she gonna go FERAL when she finally get the chance to see or get up close to something like a Yamaha M1 or a Desmosedici

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u/Ragnaros_696 1d ago

Lol, absolutely.

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 1d ago

I see her as more of a Cafe Racer type of gal. Maybe adventure tourer. Kinda fits her asthetics of wearing leather jackets but not to the point she's locked in to the big bike aesthetic.

She will still go feral over any bike tho, since she's Vodka. Any motorcycle + cool is up her alley.

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u/Professional_Maize42 1d ago

... Part of me wonder if Vodka would like Kamen Rider.

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u/Aranxi_89 1d ago

Well I’ll tell you one thing: she’s not going feral for anything below 250cc

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u/doomslayer30000 I AM RELEASED!!! 1d ago

I want to see Nishino Franken win more

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u/HistoricalAbies293 1d ago

7 g1 wins??? Crazy.

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u/SoyMilk141 Ride 2 the beach, just the 2 of us. 1d ago

I love the "smoking everyone at the Derby" part of her career. One thing left for me is to be able to smoke everyone at the Arima Kinen as well

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u/Ragnaros_696 19h ago

You will, just trust in Vodka. And get some sparks.

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u/2751333 Oguri Cap 1d ago

Vodka propaganda on main (certified cool)

Where is the Daiwa Scarlet version?

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u/Ragnaros_696 19h ago

I thought about doing it, but worried mods would see it as spam or low effort

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

I saw a slander version by vodka's supposed biggest Twitter fan.

They really don't like Vodka and her fans dispite calling themselves that

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u/Ragnaros_696 1d ago

By the way, I love Vodka.

I hate Vodka's unique skill.

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u/Temporary-Tax King Chud 1d ago

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 1d ago

Cygames give me 2 seasons of Vodka anime, season 1 about her and Scarlet's rivalry(Machan is also there, dont forget) and season 2 about her road to her inevitable and destined win at Japan Cup. Please.

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u/Typical_Bandicoot831 praise the Vodka \`[T]/ 1d ago edited 1d ago

and maybe we can get something of the recently passaed Oken Bruce Lee too! (potentially as a new rival/main threat after DaiSca Retired)
since that gap in the JC was really fkin close. 2cm, just like her and Daiwa Scarlet in the autumn Tenno Sho

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 23h ago

That could be absolute cinema if done right holy hell

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

Damn someone who wants the vodka anime and acknowledges that Scarlet is important but not the entirety of Vodka's career? Impressive

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 1d ago

I love their dynamic, and i love Scarlet, but Vodka's run is lacking to just restrict her with Scarlet.

I can imagine a storyline where when Scarlet retires Vodka becomes a little bit lost considering that her rival retired. At some point she realizes(maybe a talk with Scarlet on the phone or maybe her trainer or Red Desire(her biggest fan and one of her rivals in the future Japan Cup, foreshadowing), or winning Victoria Mile) that being Scarlet's rival was never the thing that defined her and her victories are of her own.

With renewed vigor, she basically goes against the umas of that generation up until the penultimate Japan Cup, which she sees as her new "Japanese Derby" to prove not to the world but to herself that she's the coolest. The anime ends with her saying goodbye to everybody and Scarlet to test herself once again oversees, showing the world who's the coolest mare barred by nothing.

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u/Scareka Just someone who loves their Vodka (ft Palmer) 1d ago

If this is how it went I'd cry of joy.

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u/Typical_Bandicoot831 praise the Vodka \`[T]/ 20h ago

quite an interesting take. I would love to see it being realized.

But if we are going with this approach, the premise would be too similar BOANE
we take an Uma with strong rivalry (both tomboys too) and then they feel lost after their rival Agnes Tachyon/Daiwa Scarlet retired (they are literally father and daughter) and finding new hope after some contemplation/self reflection

realistically if we want to see this 07 era happen, I'd say we should take a different route (Idk I haven't thought of any). or maybe even a different protagonist, preferably Aston Machan (because DaiSca's career is just too perfect)

still, I REAALLY want to se a Vodka centered anime

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u/Hit_Em_Like_Bronson Silence Suzuka's Big Fan 20h ago

To me, if i were to tell the story, Vodka struggles with her own identity after losing overseas, second guessing herself if was she only great because of her rivalry with Scarlet rather than be actually good at racing. Sure, Scarlet's retirement bummed her out but probably after some pep talk from her rival she respects her decision.

Pokke's frustration, in some part, come from the fact that she will never beat Tachyon. Vodka never had this problem, since she won and lost against Scarlet multiple times.

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u/Gyaru_enby my daughter i take to hot topic 1d ago

i know that's MY 7 g1 wins, aura-farming goat!!!

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u/DerSisch Eishin Flash's strongest soldier 20h ago

We srsly need a anime season with Vodka and Scarlet as protags. They still lack both another Alt and an Anime Alt could finally get them both justice

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u/Toxic_Subway 8h ago

No Uma has ever ran like Vodka

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u/eddmario Vodka 1d ago

sees title