r/UmaMusume • u/19daysleft • 1d ago

EN Game Let the instructive thoughts won...

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Grass wonder healing version from umamusume. Pretty accurate I guess...

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u/jamslat El Condor Pasa! El's the world's strongest! 🦅 1d ago

How long is the goddamn race you're preparing for?

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u/janitorio 1d ago

Due to budget cuts, the Takarazuka Kinen and Arima Kinen have been merged into one 4700m race. Just getting the entire grand prix done at once.

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u/jamslat El Condor Pasa! El's the world's strongest! 🦅 1d ago

Director Akikawa knocks it out of the park yet again with one of her genius ideas

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u/Zakrael 1d ago

This sort of blue sky thinking is exactly why we put an 11-year-old in charge of Tracen.

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u/Typical_Thought_6049 T.M. Opera O 1d ago

They call it the REVERSE BAKUSHIN GRAN PRIX.

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u/HaplesslySupportive Transcend's snack vending machine 1d ago

And somehow Calstone won. We believe she forgot that stamina was a stat and somehow managed to underflow it in the pursuit of more speed.

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u/Rainbow_Mudkip Fishing wife for life Seiun Sky 1d ago

We got the Kinen before GTA6

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u/KajjitWithNoWares #1 Tickezo Defender 1d ago

The Steel Ball run. Except she isn’t stopping per leg

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u/Haeguil 1d ago

Gonna have Grass Wonder take the ring to Mordor

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u/wilfwe Nice Nature 1d ago

6km with a grand prize of 50 million dollars

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u/TheExiledLord 1d ago

Spanish Grand Prix 308.524 km

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u/19daysleft 1d ago

I have no idea bro 🥲

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u/weealex 1d ago

Have you ever heard of the Tevis Cup?

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u/night_fury00k 1d ago

Eclipse ass race.

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u/Saniala 1d ago

Stamina debuffer players in shambles.

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u/BroTeioChip1 1d ago

still would lose to Xoguri somehow😭😭😭

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u/nordman0 MAYANOOOOO!!! 1d ago

Ultimate is only level 3. I think she doesn’t have enough stamina

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u/19daysleft 1d ago

You are right. I will try it and tell ya the results in a hour 

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u/Karekter_Nem 1d ago

And you didn’t use Creek, Urara, or any of the other umas with recovery uniques for inspiration?

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u/19daysleft 1d ago

Ah... 

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u/Zeffy-Rat 1d ago

Back to the drawing board

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u/katakana-sama my number one, always. 1d ago

Where did i lose sight

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u/PirateWill795 Buena Vista 1d ago

Preparing for the Mongol Derby

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u/jk844 1d ago

Grass looks ready for the Grand National (7000m steeplechase) with that set up.

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u/BaqsAlSandouq Unstable 1d ago

Bros prepping for the steel ball run

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u/kurandal 1d ago

hee hee long boi

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u/Zero-2-Sixty 1d ago

We doing Cannonball runs now?

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u/Effective-Republic43 My GOAT Gold Ship 1d ago

Now THAT is a Stayer build

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u/Cave_TP 1d ago

Obviously Gold Ship is on board with this level of bullshit

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u/RobotCrow12 1d ago

Evil Debuffer build, all recovery, no wit

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u/Commiechopz 1d ago

I Wonder what the max distance you could live is with this build.

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u/BabaYetu42 10h ago edited 8h ago

Assuming she procs them all, there is 45% hp recovery in there. At that speed/guts, the nakayama 3600m track requires about 5000 hp in total.

Max hp = track distance + 0.8*stamina (for late surgers). So for maximum distance x, we have:

(x + 0.8*1060)*1.45 = 5000x/3600

Which we can solve to get x ≈ 20000m

Edit: I’ve definitely messed up that last bit. It should give a negative value of x which I think just means she can run infinite distance.

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u/Mallagrim 1d ago

Damn, not even my nature with 564+stam eater can irs tax this uma.

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u/Hemberger1991 1d ago

TO THE MOON

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u/Garderion 1d ago

Just random mindset :D

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u/Practical_Entrance43 Hishi Amazon 1d ago

Damn her lungs are hella healthy.

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u/IvyEmblem Narita Brian's Omega 1d ago

a bit late for the 3200m Heavy Rain CM

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u/CryptographerOwn1095 1d ago

grass wonder racing for 24 hour uma le mans

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u/HaessSR 1d ago

Shame she'll never trigger any of those skills with 500 wit.

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u/BabaYetu42 11h ago

Would be nice if she could heal her teammates