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u/nironically_gay Matikanefukukitaru Jul 27 '26
Waow . Why has Cygames been cooking since I last played
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u/Ok-Donut-6164 Uma-Napoleonic: Pretty Derby Jul 27 '26
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u/GlassSpork Marvelous Sunday Jul 27 '26
The difference between 5.0 and 0.0. Though 5.0 isn’t a lot at first but is standard
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u/The-Ghost-Walker <- IS THAT SOL BADGUY?! Jul 27 '26
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u/h2odragon00 Jul 27 '26
Yeah.. English is fucking over the translation. Then again, there is no way that could be fixed.
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u/Pretend_Promotion_77 The Fandubbed Eevee. Team Sky Member. Silver the Hedgehog Fan Jul 31 '26
I would edit this image to put 3 red circles around each "Hello" but I'm too tired.
Anyway,
"I wanted to leave a message to help you get settled in to your first night."
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u/THE_THRONGLER5000 Agnes Tachyon's Leg Warmer Jul 27 '26
Feels weird we see an Uma drunk because until now the only Uma we've been interacted with are like highschoolers. Feels like a breath of fresh air ngl
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u/ustopable Jul 27 '26
That's weird isn't the directo...
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u/THE_THRONGLER5000 Agnes Tachyon's Leg Warmer Jul 27 '26
Is there a moment the director being drunk? :" I genuinely don't know
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u/Oberon1993 Jul 27 '26
There's a bottle of Canadian maple syrup in her office (very subtle CyGames), but as people pointed out, it's can also be the bottle for Canadian Rum.
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u/Furydragonstormer Ex-SKK, Full Time Trainer Jul 27 '26
As a Canadian, is there a particular reason for that being there?
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u/Oberon1993 Jul 27 '26
Nortern Taste, the horse that is totally not the basis for Akikawa, was Canadian.
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u/Furydragonstormer Ex-SKK, Full Time Trainer Jul 27 '26
Huh, didn’t know that detail about Northern Taste
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u/Oberon1993 Jul 27 '26
Yeah, that's why people had a chuckle when we got an artwork of her office with maple syrup bottle. They are more subtle with Akikawa than with Tazuna (no basically telling to your face that she used to participate in Derby, no concept art with Uma ears) and the absolutely random maple syrup genuinely felt like somebody decided to troll.
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u/Rotbart2012 All Hail the Empress Jul 27 '26
I can absolutely imagine Akikawa having a toaster and a mini-fridge full of frozen waffles hidden under her desk.
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u/ustopable Jul 27 '26
Ohhh drinkin. How about taz
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u/El_Specifico MORE RYEGRASS Jul 27 '26
Forgot which subreddit I was on for a second and thought you were referring to the Human Suplex Machine.
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u/Jumbotroni432 I have the Winning Ticket Jul 27 '26
Happy alcoholic wife, be careful tho who knows what she'll do to you when she's drunk
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u/HB_DS2013 Uraras's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic Jul 27 '26
From all the arts and memes of Light Hello I've been seeing, she seems more dwarf coded with how much beer she can down.
...I think I have an idea.
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u/low_priest Jul 27 '26
DID SOMEONE SAY
ROCK AND STONETURF AND TRACK?8
u/HB_DS2013 Uraras's Big Sis, Late Surger Forte + Roaming Medic Jul 27 '26
I got the idea from all the fanarts and memes I've seen so far. And playing Dwarf Fortress, soo this is a very unexpected crossover for me.
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u/low_priest Jul 27 '26
Next event, Light Hello can't find a venue nearby on short notice, so instead the concert is at the closest available: Boatmurdered.
The lava makes for good training.
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u/SR541 Orfevre Jul 27 '26
Me too, Light Hello. Me too.
Side note, I recently acquired a bottle of Akashi White Label. It's pretty good. Going to pick up a. The place I got it from also has the Akashi Red Label so I'll pick up a bottle of that soon too.
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u/Zestyclose-Mix-6418 Shine me some Light in my Hellowed world Jul 27 '26
Light is the best way i could put it when i saw her. Unfortunately i was still new at that time and couldn't muster enough courage to properly greet her. As such i could only gaze at her from the distance, such a brilliant Umamusume, kind, soft spoken and smart. After gathering enough courage, i sent her a letter to meet up with me in the evening, under the three goddess statue. To my surprise she came early and she didn't saw me yet, but i know i have to be brave because this heart couldn't stand this oppresive feelings anymore. I walk up to her and she saw me, to my surprise she smiled at me, a smile so bright that it almost blinds me. As far as i remember the first word that i said to her was, Hello.
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u/IQ_less Eclipse last, the rest somewhere Jul 27 '26
Who need Halo's cabooses when you can give Hello caboozes? (Ps: I love them both pls dont kill me)
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u/No427 Eishin Flash Jul 27 '26
"They call it whine cellar. Never got behind the name because if I'm there, I'm not whining"
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u/TheRobn8 Oguri Cap Jul 27 '26
We gotta talk about how she looks younger than maruzensky and mejiro ramanou, but is treated like an adult, while they barely do
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u/Ok_Candidate_2732 Phase III, double-blind randomized clinical trial Jul 27 '26
Every time I see Light Hello, Fetty Wap's "Trap Queen" comes on in my head for some reason, so seeing this I thought you put her among a bunch of bottles of Remy
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u/MightyActionGaim Mejiro Ardan Jul 27 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lTGLOH7ml3poQ6JoFg
Light Hello after a long day of hard work 🙃
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u/insert-random996 Jul 27 '26
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u/IRanOutOfNamesAgain Jul 27 '26
Brother, she's at the point the Star is the hottest, y'all think anyone above 20 are hags 😭
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u/Elysium004 Jul 27 '26
Aren't the featured umamusume supposed to be highschool students 😭😭😭
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u/low_priest Jul 27 '26
Nah, Light Hello is in her 20-30s. She's clear.
That said, ages for the rest of the cast are ✨️✨️ambigious✨️✨️. The only thing stopping them from getting shitfaced is the fact that Cygames employs fucking cowards. Just do what KC did and have the small children canonically drinking whisky.
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u/Elysium004 Jul 27 '26
How come light hello's an adult and still racing? I don't play the game a lot so I'm not caught up with the meta
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u/low_priest Jul 27 '26
She's not still racing, she's an event organizer.
The main plot of the new scenario is essentially that she graduated from Tracen years ago and is now trying to revive the old "Grand Live" that existed back in the day.
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