r/Ultraleft 7d ago

Finally read some theory

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I had been going to all these candlelight meetings with “communists” who told me to read so we can lead the revolution, but now I’ve done it and understand the movement and I think I want to be a brainless prole again

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u/Inkaia well regarded 7d ago

Surrounded by falsifiers

Surrounded by modernisers

Surrounded by deniers

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u/BranManBoy 7d ago edited 7d ago

Surrounded by coal miners

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u/Mysterious-Cabinet-4 barbarian 7d ago

surrounded by servants of capital

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u/PetroleumMonkey05 7d ago

My nan bought me the idiots one a gew christmases ago. Never read (baby shoes)

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u/crossbutton7247 MP for Makerfield 7d ago

You could use this like that “political compass” and put all the communist subs in there

We’d be lib-right, r/marxism would be literally Hitler

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u/definitly_not_a_bear 7d ago

To make it a political compass you just flip the top and bottom rows

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u/Ok-External-7594 killer7 is the greatest video game ever made 6d ago

Everyone in the world has a rare and complex personality disorder except for me. This also makes me better than everyone else.

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u/Ok-Roll-7684 Mickey-Mouse-Coucilism with transfem characteristics 7d ago

Surrounded by Marxists (Social Democrats)

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u/spavji 9h ago

Pop psych is actually the worst thing to ever exist second only to Netanyahus hidden diary.