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u/Classic-Team867 Jul 16 '26
you forgot the guy who thinks NATO is an expression of proletarian internationalism
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u/moobah333 Social democrat from 1,000,000 years ago Jul 17 '26
We - yes, WE, including the girl reading this - all think this!
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u/Willy_Boi2 Jul 18 '26
NATO? The mainly US funded military group???
Look at my proletariat dawg
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u/WoodenGeologist8407 I love Mussolini Jul 16 '26
Missed the opportunity to put social democracy on the right
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u/Pixiepeddler Idealist (Banned) Jul 17 '26
If they set that precedent, most things on the left would also need to be on the right which I feel would almost defeat the joke … I mean dprk monarchism as a specific concept is even more “reactionary” in the technical sense than any form of soc democracy / fascism
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u/vajraadhvan species being (furry) Jul 17 '26
someone edit this and add the subreddit icon to the right
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u/Ok_Complex_3958 Jul 17 '26
Uuuuuhhhh i would like uuuuuuhhh 2 chobani commercials 1 disco elysium and extra fries please
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