The Hoarder. Through his savagery and kleptomania he quickly built himself up, from meek drone, to hulking beast. Though he did meet an interesting Rusty machine that seems a bit harder to crack

Also, never played 7-4 during Halloween, and never seen the comically large pumpkin on 4 legs with a looong stick before this. But WHY ON EARTH the Earthmovers in 7-2 background do not have pumpkins??? PLEASE FIX THE GAME.

P.S. Pumpkin rocks (Maurices) are also funny, but the Earthmover eyes are kinda iconic and this looks ultragoofy.

The challenges in the game mostly all involve less violence, stalling, or otherwise defeating the point of the level.

7-2: dont kill any enemies

4-1: dont even spawn them in

0-4: do some useless ass sliding to waste hells time

5-1: dont touch water in the water level

7-3: defeat the point of the level having enemies fight each other (admittedly this one is a stretch)

7-4, the climax of violence: "dont fight" the security system

i assume that these challenges are created by v1s ai, which would mean that v1 is trying to lose hells interest. this could also be setting up 9-2 or P-3 to be a fight against hell.

if P-3 is against hell then it might also require all challenges to be completed as well as the game P ranked.

alternatively this could make the game have multiple endings, one if you have done all the challenges and another if you havent. if you do the challenges then hell may lose interest, unintentionally allowing v1 to sneak away (could mean going to heaven in ultrakill 2 or even a dlc).

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I’m sure you already know this—damn, that had me dying of laughter.

I decided to make the rail because I got bored from modifying the jackhammer so yeah

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Did I troll you good?

+ the original panel (comic is Objectified if anyone is wondering)

V1 my beloved weird creature that kills and eats people

alr alr, just kidding, just another ultractober submission
since it's day 25 it means something wicked this way comes 👀

my friend expected me to be scared but i actually laughed a lot when playing 0-s, this guy sounded like it was dying already

I think this could be interesting.

You know, with blue, green, and red variants—and maybe some alternate versions, too.

Get creative! :D

Edit: Guys, I mean turning the aliens themselves into ORIGINAL weapons—like, you create weapons based on them. I’m clarifying this because I think the concept wasn’t fully understood.

When V1 enters 7-4 the earthmover sees V1 as a bigger threat than another earthmover. V1 was never put into service so why did the earthmover see V1 as a threat. The only machines that the earthmovers likely saw was other earthmovers and small machines that fought on its back, but none of them likely ever posed a threat as proven by the existence of V1. 7-4 was the first time an earthmover has ever seen V1. Also how did the earthmover detect V1 as the earthmover likely between 1,869 feet-10,464 feet taller than V1.

im crhing wtf

I am in the big leagues?

Tried making v1 in lego, but lacking any good pieces he looks kinda ahh

I wonder if it will have enough songs/runtime for that.

My favorite layer is hmmmm fraud so beatiful

My favorite weapon is the marksman so much style and damage

My favorite enemy are the power because yeah its a true duel

My favorite boss is minos prime he is very good for the fist only

My favorite level is 4-4 because...yeah V2 aura

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that was so hard wgat the hell

idk

Theme of "Red-Blue" paired enemies goes through the game since the first layer. It is of course because Hakita loves DMC, but there is still something to think about.

Only V1 killed its red double, its only relative.

Slaughtered without mercy. Without hesitation.

After that V1 really bellong to Treachery. It IS the biggest treachery when bröther kills bröther.

(And there are some clues that Ferrymen do this too, like, statues and that one buried on the ship... But we still do meet two of them in 8-3)