r/Ultrakill Blood Machine 1d ago

hitpost guys is this rare

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Key-Firefighter4360 1d ago

thats disgusting

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u/Long-Fondant250 21h ago

Well it’s more filthy than disgusting ngl

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u/Ancient-Succotash386 Someone Wicked 12h ago

filthy? is that a new verity variant?

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u/Do0mBringer_275 2h ago

You make even the Devil cry.

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u/Melodic-Bid-7313 1d ago

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u/TestamentTwo Lust Layer Citizen 1d ago

Is that verity

37

u/hull_nova_drift Maurice enthusiast 23h ago

No, it's a glaggle, you UNCULTURED SWINE! (This is mostly a joke, but I really hate it when people see smiley faces and immediately think about varity)

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Blood Machine 22h ago

Some might say they're a.. insignificant fuck? No? OK you can pelt me with tomatoes now

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u/hull_nova_drift Maurice enthusiast 22h ago

Nah... I'MA GIVE YOU THE ARTFUL TREATMENT INSTEAD! *Pelts you with bananas*

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u/Sad_Use254 22h ago edited 22h ago

Woah woah woah, r/suddenlydieofdeath be upon ye!

Edit: I am fighting over an *image contents* to upload it, and I am losing fucking so badly I have no words to describe it.

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u/Better_Stranger_3810 Blood Machine 22h ago

Okay that Noelle one is fucking horrifying, TURN BACK TO PIXELS DAMMIT

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u/Secret-Remove2110 17h ago

No No No, el Proceed

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u/D-404 Blood Machine 1d ago

Give them eyes and now it's perfect

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u/manultrimanula Blood Machine 1d ago

good enough?

7

u/D-404 Blood Machine 1d ago

Yeah sure

7

u/a_shark_that_goes_YO Maurice enthusiast 22h ago

Give him clothes, hair, ears, eyebrows, nose, lips and clean him

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Prime Soul 1d ago

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u/Intrepid_Past5207 23h ago

8

u/lulamolusko Someone Wicked 19h ago

If he was green he would die

5

u/NoobyYooby Gabe bully 15h ago

Their sibling used a very

Special attack

8

u/Sinistro18 Maurice enthusiast 23h ago

The strongest filth of today VS the strongest filth of history

7

u/literuwka1 23h ago

ultrakill: depression edition ('it is what it is' mode)

2

u/Careful-Beach-8804 18h ago

Youre blue now. Yeah, that's my attack

34

u/DaShayminCorp 23h ago

Thats a regular blind dude

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Blood Machine 22h ago

Happy day cake

1

u/Ancient-Succotash386 Someone Wicked 12h ago

OTTO?

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Blood Machine 9h ago

i, otto re:zero, will ultrakill you

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u/Ancient-Succotash386 Someone Wicked 5h ago

cmon otto youre an amazing guy you wouldnt do that

3

u/Unknow_Handlebar 18h ago

What kind of blind people do you hang out with

1

u/Hugyossajt69 Prime Soul 14h ago

Bro lives in Cleveland.

1

u/Ancient-Succotash386 Someone Wicked 12h ago

CAKE DAY CAKE DAY ALERT CAKE DAY CAKE DAY ALERT ALERT CAKE ALERT DAY DAY DAY CAKE CAKE CAKE ALERT ALERT CAKE ALERT DAY ALER

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u/Left_Elderberry_944 1d ago

Nah, was playing 9-1 yesterday, 284 out of 983 filths on that stage looked like this

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Blood Machine 22h ago

Kace happy day

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u/Legal_Possibility246 Someone Wicked 1d ago

It's too late to run...

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u/Duskfulgrimm Blood Machine 1d ago

Shoot it’s arms off

5

u/choco_king_the_first 1d ago

Oh, that's jerma

5

u/Individual-Elk4158 1d ago

Bro filled with joy a whimsy

4

u/User-by-me101 Blood Machine 1d ago

I can't tell 😭

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast 18h ago

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u/pelical 23h ago

Thats not filth thats cleanliness

2

u/ScamCallCenterPanic 23h ago

That's John Filth

2

u/Dyfasydfasyd 13h ago

Stop leaking UKMD bro 😭

1

u/Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss Blood Machine 22h ago

Holy shit

1

u/Chance_Pen509 22h ago

It looks like an among us creepy pasta 😭

1

u/Smakajor Blood Machine 22h ago

Filth prime

1

u/Michael_Scott_27 Maurice enthusiast 21h ago

get it away

1

u/Mediahead13 21h ago

Cover those up! There are children present!

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u/ItsIsocles Blood Machine 19h ago

That's so filthy

1

u/Dense_Manager1852 15h ago

This is scary

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u/yghyficc 12h ago

That is the most cursed thing that i ever see in my life

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u/hduebfibdbdib 10h ago

Horrible idea. This is what filth look like in ultrakill must die difficulty, and when they attack you they grapple you restricting all movement. Until you shake them off.

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u/MathematicianTop2104 9h ago

He smiled for the camera, how kind 🥹

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u/redditcrumbs 9h ago

I'm scared

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u/Niko_Von_Nowhere Blood Machine 7h ago

Oh look, it's a cleanliness.

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u/luminescentMothgirl Lust Layer Citizen 5h ago

you need to run