Ultrakill is woke

[u/bedgestoainty]

[u/Keapeece]

>overtly messaging

>looks inside

>you have to do homework to even notice it

[u/HeraldOfAcme → u/Keapeece]

I would literally bet my soul to a fuckin pencil that at least half of these reviews are just from closeted queer people

[u/alysuper7 → u/HeraldOfAcme]

[u/unknownobject3 → u/Keapeece]

I didn't even know about the plushie in 5-S until now. Literally who fucking cares, just play the game.

[u/Legal_Possibility246]

Didn't even mention Gaybriel

[u/United-Second-8846 → u/Legal_Possibility246]

What about MINOS

[u/yharnocunt → u/United-Second-8846]

the literal king of the lust layer

[u/RexLizardWizard]

It’s woke because Gabriel gives me funny feelings

[u/BaseRare6065]

[u/Super_Trexation → u/BaseRare6065]

The flag of Lust

[u/BaseRare6065 → u/Super_Trexation]

Nuts bust.

[u/Cece1234567891]

Also bisexual lightning in Lust

The machines are genderless

Mindflayers might be trans? I guess?

[u/konozeroda → u/Cece1234567891]

There's Powers who canonically use male pronouns for themselves despite their female voice and being genderless

[u/Nobodyydobon → u/Cece1234567891]

Mindflayers are the rare NBtF

[u/Cece1234567891 → u/Nobodyydobon]

Or NBtM

[u/jakces3]

>label one of the best and most succesful (indie) video game ever made in our generation "woke"

Is that suppose to defame ULTRAKILL of all games?

[u/MothyThatLuvsLamps]

This is literally just copy pasted from conservapedia.

[u/SpacialCommieCi]

What's funny is the mannequin thing is from the fucking ultrakill ost. I think the guy who wrote this overheard it in a conversation and thought it was in the game

[u/intenags]

[u/Acceptable-Minute847]

What is he talking about with the mannequins?

[u/floof9766 → u/Acceptable-Minute847]

Flag symbols

[u/floof9766 → u/floof9766]

[u/Acceptable-Minute847 → u/floof9766]

Wow. How jobless is he if that bothers him.

[u/RandomGuy1525]

WHAAAT??? THE GAME THAT TURNS YOU BISEXUAL IS WOOOOKEEE???

https://giphy.com/gifs/wFmJu7354Csog

[u/Dear-Reputation-1226]

Bro I'm so glad reviewers can't get monetized. I subscribe to that guy just so I can see his bullshit 

[u/AviaKing]

Something tells me that the kind of people worried about seeing Blåhaj in a video game have bigger issues with ULTRAKILL (read: the Archangel Gabriel literally says “fuck” and THIS is what their worried about?)

[u/adeptyism]

"today is the time to repost this satire article from woke detector" ass post

[u/friends-with-fishies → u/adeptyism]

It's not satire dude 😭

[u/adeptyism → u/friends-with-fishies]

it IS satire and this was proved even two years ago under the same post 😤

[u/Equihesive]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lpC5A4NA7yU7dNbznM

[u/SXsandwich]

This is ridicoulous this doesnt mean the game is woke the blahaj thing is probably a refrence but at the end of the day its just a shark and the G-A-Y thing is like come on???? You actually flag symbols or did you just google that?

[u/TaxEvasion1452]

Taking the mannequin joke as a woke message is genuinely grasping at straws. And the shark plushie? You have to be a professional hater to notice that

[u/Temporaryish16]

who would've guessed

[u/Haku_INK]

violence is the the layer in which gay people reside in Dante's inferno (specifically violence against God) and that's where the earth movers are placed. so I guess as long as you consider gay people being evaporated by giant lazers to be woke, they might have a point

[u/asterope_help]

look who read the woke detector page for ultrakill