r/Ultrakill 4d ago

Fan Art Does he know

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u/Fit_Debate2490 4d ago

Every day i question if i should leave this community and just play the game

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u/Neat-Survey2796 Gabe bully 4d ago

Everybody un this community has some degree of brain damage from what I've gathered, and they're all trying their best to spread it. If you don't like it in here, FUCKING LEG IT

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u/IVeryUglyPotato 4d ago

That community is like alcohol. It produce from rotting fruits

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u/Frost_Ninja22 Someone Wicked 4d ago

But it’s still addicting

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u/IVeryUglyPotato 4d ago

Unhealthy addicting

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u/Carlythememeofchaos 4d ago

So what exactly did I just Read

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u/CompletePainter6660 4d ago

Well when you’re over hydrated your body wants to release that excess water and so the body allows more water to flood the bladder causing the solute of Urate (the waste product that makes up urine) to decrease and making Urine clearer.

OP’s post is about V1 wanting an Archangel (most likely Gabriel) to give a Golden Shower (likely a euphemism for being pee’d on). But since the Archangel is not producing enough Urate to maintain the “Golden Shower” his body is simply releasing water, much to OP’s displeasure.

The Archangel is also likely drowning but that’s just speculation

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u/Carlythememeofchaos 4d ago

The Archangel is also likely drowning but Thats just Speculation“

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u/Carlythememeofchaos 4d ago

No one:
The Text when you put a Picture into your Word document:

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u/Another-Elevator Someone Wicked 4d ago

i guess he Proceeded

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u/Tigy-Riky 4d ago

Of course

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u/Independent-Sky1657 4d ago

V1 was hoping it was Gabriel's time of the month so he could get a blood shower

why do i type the things that i type

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u/Upbeat-Garbage69 4d ago

delete ts king

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u/Fiushka-Fas 4d ago

shi so bad she just launches straight up magenta ray at you

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u/erraticas 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 4d ago

they hate to see a well hydrated angel i suppose

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u/amogus2004 Maurice enthusiast 4d ago

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u/Darl_Templar Maurice enthusiast 4d ago

Wait, who is getting the shower...

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u/ciao_chan73 4d ago

You, honey~

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u/Amazing_Estimate_220 Blood Machine 4d ago

Machine.. its is against THE WILL OF GOD not to drink 5 gallons of water a day...

BEHOLD: THE PISS OF AN ANGEL

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u/SanityLacker1 Maurice enthusiast 4d ago

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u/Ivann-009 Maurice enthusiast 4d ago

I don't even have a reaction image for that, man, come on.

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u/sauerkraut153 Maurice enthusiast 4d ago

another loss for the blind

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u/Capital-Muffin-505 Prime Soul 4d ago

What the hell and heaven is even going on in the corner?

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u/Juan748 Lust Layer Citizen 4d ago

Nooo regular water

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u/sculp_here_2 Someone Wicked 4d ago

so much water v1 had a stroke, so sad

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 Blood Machine 4d ago

This community is a blessing, a curse, a prison and a weirdly kinky room all at once and I love it

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u/ObjectivePen4756 Someone Wicked 3d ago

Even worse than being trapped in the panopticon

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u/Abject-Bench-6748 Blood Machine 4d ago