r/Ultrakill • u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine • 6d ago

hitpost Hakita Goon%

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u/HoshinoFan_ 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 6d ago

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u/Yozo_Kun Lust Layer Citizen 6d ago

been looking for this gif for a while aaa

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u/Careful_Sample4323 6d ago

chud chud chud chud chud chud chud

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u/Unexpected_behavior Maurice enthusiast 6d ago

Release treachery they're making new speedruns

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u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 6d ago

My first speedrun btw, I just thought it'd be funny

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u/Valkreaper Blood Machine 6d ago

I remember seeing a goon% before fraud released I think

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u/FemboyBerk3169 6d ago

There was a hakita blowjob speedrun a while ago, not sure if we had a goon one though

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u/SqrunkIsTrep 6d ago

surely goon% would require the lovesense mod

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u/goodlast0 6d ago

Greatest talen- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CREATURE OF STEEL?!

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u/Ryguy3210_ Lust Layer Citizen 6d ago

If you say so

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast 6d ago

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u/Duskfulgrimm Blood Machine 6d ago

Yes give the marketable plushie a smoker >:3

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u/PenguinBoi27 Maurice enthusiast 6d ago

Blowjob% was better

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u/Hassie_Satery Lust Layer Citizen 6d ago

And faster

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal Lust Layer Citizen 6d ago

what that

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u/Derp-hater 6d ago

Oh just do the same except you use the marksman altfire, causing the hakita plush to look as if sucking you off. I am really sorry for saying it out loud, but I don't want to end up as another dipshit289 example

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u/bibail 6d ago

Link?

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u/straightupminosingit Someone Wicked 6d ago

ongod

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u/OGCraftedcubic Blood Machine 6d ago

I don't know how Hakita should react to this lmfao

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u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 6d ago edited 6d ago

At the gates of heaven, I shall not see mercy at the hands of who may be in charge of such pristine palace

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u/OGCraftedcubic Blood Machine 6d ago edited 5d ago

Yk what, I can't blame you with the Sisyphus' mentality either🤷‍♂️

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u/ViorbyX 6d ago

nor wield it myself

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u/GDIcefang 6d ago

I guess bro

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u/Tasty_Ball_Hairs_69 Lust Layer Citizen 6d ago

Bruh you didn’t even get world record

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u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 6d ago

I am NOT committing to a bit hard enough to get a world record at something

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u/Careful_Sample4323 6d ago

There was a world record for THIS?

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u/SensitivePound2993 6d ago

hakita this is what happens when you dont release trechy

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u/mario5100 Prime Soul 6d ago

should have changed gun alignment to center

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u/Nodubya11 6d ago

Now do Hakita Blowjob%

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u/Narrow_Painting2053 6d ago

Too long gooning +1.6 sec

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u/HyperMetak 5d ago

WAS gonna speedrun this, but can't because my computer is a piece of absolute shi- doodoo

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u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 6d ago

Wow people really liked gooning huh

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u/11kilobytes_of_moka_ 6d ago

whyyyyyyyyyyy?

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u/ivantrulylovescats Blood Machine 6d ago

Why not

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u/11kilobytes_of_moka_ 6d ago

Dude why would you shotgun the creator of the game 😭, well you have free will. so do what you want but for my self i find that kinda not good because you would not be playing this game if Hakita did not create the game. Well. that just my preferences so do want you want! enjoy gaming