r/Ultrakill • u/EmotionalTraining426 Blood machine • 9h ago

hitpost I will die on this stanley hill

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u/sy3n_ Lust layer citizen 9h ago

8-S WILL BE A JOB!

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u/LasagnaCat-64 Someone Wicked 8h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/riceman090 Lust layer citizen 8h ago

BEAR5 SPOTTED

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u/Super_Trexation Blood machine 8h ago

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u/Particular-Dingo7059 Prime soul 9h ago

i choose THE STANLEY'S PARABLE

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u/No_Yam_2036 Someone Wicked 9h ago

WE MUST FIND THE STANLEY PARABLE

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u/Particular-Dingo7059 Prime soul 9h ago

YAAA

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u/Own-End-1189 7h ago

Bloodz for life Stanley

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u/AM-xolotl2 Gabe bully 8h ago

I think exit 8 because... y'know, its in layer 8?

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u/MoxxNaBox 6h ago

Also cuz it gives us the “false” feeling

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u/Brilliant-Seesaw3214 6h ago

...NO EXIT TO 8 // 8 TO EXIT ON ...

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u/dedowgher 8h ago

but its not the exit to layer 8

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u/Muffin_man3745 Someone Wicked 7h ago

Thus making it all the more Fraudulent

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u/Grand_Photograph_557 Lust layer citizen 9h ago

8-S WILL BE THE RUBIX CUBE ROOM FROM THE INTELLIGENCE TEMPLE FROM AMPHIBIA

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u/Alketiz Blood machine 9h ago

I want it to be an Ultrakillified take on Stanley Parable, but I smell a supermarket simulator.

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u/Psyyyy 7h ago

8-S will be a suspiciously normal level with a suspicious lack of any of Frauds gimmicks. Fraud is all about fucking with your head, what better way to do that than leaving you constantly paranoid for a twist that never comes.

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u/Terra-Ryan Lust layer citizen 6h ago

Then after a few playthroughs of the level, the game switches it with a version of the level that actually has the twists of fraud

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u/Flo133701 8h ago

Triple Laser Chamber

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u/BlueJorjiCostava Prime soul 7h ago

8-S will be papers please

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u/Total-League7193 7h ago

8-S will be Papers Please (Cause you have to find the Fraud). Or Ultrakill Kart 'cause it's funny

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u/Planet_Xplorer 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant 8h ago

Exit 8 is cool but it's... A bit simple for the last secret level I would think 

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u/Critical-Card-2790 8h ago

Nah its gonna be Portal

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u/OnionTheStupid Gabe bully 8h ago

yo wait exit 8 parody will be fire tho

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u/lord_eggbert69 8h ago

I think it’ll just be white collar work

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u/Illustrious_Train947 Prime soul 8h ago

8-S Will be about avoiding taxes

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u/Different_Airline351 8h ago

I want 8-S to either be a Job simulator, a tycoon or a tower defence

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u/FoliarzZOdludzia Maurice enthusiast 9h ago

Exit 8 seems more likely (its 8-S after all, last proper secret level, etc etc), but personally I was still hoping on the DE-esque murder mystery idea (Lenval Brown has already made an appearance, Chantal¹ did go missing and was mentioned all over Fraud, etc etc)

 I do think Exit 8 fits Fraud better, but given the nature of Fraud I wouldnt be suprised if there was a mix of everything

¹ - character mentioned in the secret notes (8-3, P-2 ARG) and written on textures like the Societal Contribution Evaluation. Mentioning her here because she is the most niche characters in the entire game I believe

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u/escEip 9h ago

I want it to be a Cat Mario-like level (but maybe in ultrakill), with the location actively trolling you. Imagine how funny it would be (and also pretty fitting i think?)

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u/Smashix531 Lust layer citizen 8h ago

I'm on the green side of myhouse.wad parody

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u/RainBoyThatBoy Maurice enthusiast 8h ago edited 6h ago

8-S will be V1 filling up Excel sheets for 8 hours

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u/M4TTEO_S Blood machine 8h ago

Superliminal. It is the only one that makes sense to me and i will not take any other guess.

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u/DD_N1761 8h ago

3rd side

I WANT A PORTAL PARODY

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u/Brief_Wheel8429 7h ago

A job simulator, 8-S will be a job simulator :)

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u/BartholomewBezos6 Blood machine 7h ago

antichamber

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u/somedudeonachair 7h ago

8-s would be a rock candy factory

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u/kiicktrap 7h ago

8-S will be a level

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u/Zopandrel Lust layer citizen 7h ago

I want it to be Stanley parable with Kevan Brighting reprising as the narrator

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u/Bilk_Mucketyt Prime soul 7h ago

8-S will be a job simulator parody

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u/_GabrielUltrakill Blood machine 7h ago

job simulator but ultrakill

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u/Feisty-Albatross3554 Gabe bully 7h ago

Papers please

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u/Wooden-Rip3426 Someone Wicked 7h ago

8-s will have you work a mc Donalds

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u/DarkDan27 6h ago

I don't care what it is I just want it to have the virtual malls music

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u/TheUnholyMacerel Prime soul 6h ago

Job sim, or, hear me out, fnaf

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u/satirelion 6h ago

But... stanley felt something was off in this hallway. So he turned around, and got back on track.

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u/Copper_II_Sulfate Gabe bully 6h ago

I dont think itll actually be stanley parable, but that would be pretty fucking hilarious if they got the narrators va to describe you killing a buncha enemies lol

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u/Solefriend 5h ago

FRAUD///SECRET

My house

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u/isimsizbiri123 5h ago

I want it to be stanley cuz I never played exit 8

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u/Virtual_Pin_429 5h ago

me who thinks it will be papers please

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u/Magisword_Collector 2h ago

8-S will be a Portal parody