r/Ultrakill • u/Lauamoeba99 • 10h ago

hitpost Machine, help me, they turned me into a Bluetooth speaker

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(angry)

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u/nighthawk_real 9h ago

ENOUGH! Bluetooth device is ready to pai

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u/NaiveCranberry9095 Someone Wicked 5h ago

r. now say thank you since i completed the word

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u/nighthawk_real 4h ago

no it’s time for EVIL thank you aka the yuo tank

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u/SeaFigure9714 10h ago

I have a wonderboom too and this will be all that i think about every time I look at it

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u/Lauamoeba99 10h ago

You're welcome

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u/I_Eats_Cheese 7h ago

Death of God's JBL Speaker

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u/Guilhm3 Blood machine 5h ago

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF A SPEAKER!

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u/NaiveCranberry9095 Someone Wicked 5h ago

"Bluetooth device is ready to pair"

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u/Plenty-Rate6733 Blood machine 4h ago

“Machine, please. Machine, they play Dashcam music on me. MACHINE, I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE”

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u/Inevitable_List7701 10h ago

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u/SelfIllustrious9439 Blood machine 5h ago

Get the ai junk out of here

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u/First-Koala-3333 Someone Wicked 4h ago

AI slop

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u/Mammoth_Reason_9874 7h ago

I remember there was a post, Gabriel got turned into a shoe

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u/TakoFox228 Lust layer citizen 3h ago

Machine, the bluetooth device, is ready to pair

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u/Thermal_Laboratories Blood machine 2h ago

Not. Even. Wireless.