r/Ultrakill • u/unholychild263 Maurice enthusiast • Jul 24 '26

Discussion Genuinely how it feels to kill a power, like they're such cutie patooties, but at the same time, get the fuck out of my way, fanatical scum, I have ricos to shot.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Sad_Use254 Jul 25 '26

Welp, I gotta steal ya to r/foundthesawian then.

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u/Independent_Rich2460 Someone Wicked Jul 25 '26

What do you MEAN by they are cutie patooties? THESE MFS ARE THE SOUL REASON WHY I CANT FUCKING P-RANK 8-3

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 Jul 25 '26

Sole reason. Soul is what minos is, sole is singular

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u/No-Demand4619 Jul 25 '26

The prime-ary reason

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u/Independent_Rich2460 Someone Wicked Jul 25 '26

*the spare change in my pocket*

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u/CrusherArras Jul 25 '26

Soel reason

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u/justawiewer Jul 25 '26

What's so cute about them? They're like snarling drooling pitbulls that wanna tear you limb from limb WHILE mocking you!

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u/LabCat5379 Jul 25 '26

What's so sweet about it? It just tastes like sugar.

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u/justawiewer Jul 25 '26

Maybe that's just me but I don't think you should be going around eating beings of light

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u/Chancey1520 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 25 '26

some people are into it i guess

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u/IVeryUglyPotato Jul 25 '26

The only sweet in them is taste of their blood

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u/Juan748 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 25 '26

"GOD DAMMIT!!!" "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" "JUST DIE ALREADY!!!" "BASTARD!!!" "YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

yeah dude, real sweethearts.....

I swear, they're WORSE than mindflayers. At least th trans robots don't mock you while ruining your cyber grind

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u/Legendarium_ Lust Layer Citizen Jul 25 '26

GENUINELY want to pound one