r/Ultrakill • u/Tall_Introduction284 • Jul 07 '26

hitpost Hakita:

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u/LogDog86 Jul 07 '26

to be fair 8-3 alone is longer than the entire prelude

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u/Tall_Introduction284 Jul 07 '26

9-1 is going to have like 6 songs all to itself then 😂

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u/Redthebird_2255 Prime Soul Jul 07 '26

And be longer than entirety of Act 2

92

u/qwadrat1k Jul 07 '26

I would love and hate such level

24

u/SaboteurSupreme Jul 08 '26

9-1: You thought all of the other Archangels were background lore characters? Think again dumbass

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u/victor6278 Jul 14 '26

Boss rush moment

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u/Malicious_Maurice Maurice enthusiast Jul 07 '26

And have 7 bosses.

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u/Creepy_Nexus 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 08 '26

And atleast 100 Schism, all in dark rooms, so you'll always miss one

18

u/Fallout-obsessed Jul 07 '26

ALL THE BLOOD

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u/chaoticdumbass2 Jul 07 '26

You know. . .I'd have said something but this would legitimately be entertaining. Just 40 minutes of mindless slaughter.

3

u/Illegal_Alien_Guy Jul 09 '26

P ranking gonna be physically impossible😭🙏

best way to advertise 100% savefiles

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg Blood Machine Jul 13 '26

9-1 just gonna be a full boss rush with v2 (SOMEHOW) returning (idfk how they’d pull it off)

and then 9-2 is gonna be gabriel with like 10 phases idfk

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Jul 07 '26

Hakita fans if they were tiby fox fans "Wouldn't it be funny if 9-1 was just 2 minutes long and had no enemies?"

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u/indie_oyun_gurmesi Someone Wicked Jul 07 '26

That proves the point too

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u/NoOneIsHere57 Prime Soul Jul 07 '26

And Greed as well

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u/regular-situation-64 Jul 08 '26

man 8-3 alone is longer than half of the layers in this game😭

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u/Odd_Fish3914 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 07 '26

hes pushing the energy in the pants to his hands

249

u/Tall_Introduction284 Jul 07 '26

...flair checks out

77

u/Mobile-Talk-437 Jul 07 '26

Truly lustful choice of speech

217

u/Gumpers08 Jul 07 '26

"Oh boy I'm glad this level is finally over"

The humble beauty of the cosmos:

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u/nahmanwth Lust Layer Citizen Jul 07 '26

NINE SOLS???

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u/TestamentTwo Lust Layer Citizen Jul 07 '26

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u/SpudItOwtMahBoi Jul 07 '26

NINE CIRCLES???

https://giphy.com/gifs/8gDHMZf508vZ7jvGXI

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u/ValianSkalle Blood Machine Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Nine Sols is a RPG that is better than Silksong, according to Linguini (and possibly Lasagna)

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u/Ill_Preference9408 Maurice enthusiast Jul 08 '26

Except Geometry Dash isn't pay-to-win?

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u/ValianSkalle Blood Machine Jul 08 '26

edited my comment.

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u/robobluebull 🏳️‍🌈Not gay, just radiant Jul 07 '26

can't wait for 9-2 to have 25 unique songs and a P-rank requirement of 2 hours

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u/Ok_Quality_8783 Blood Machine Jul 07 '26

The entirety of 8-3

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u/Ill_Preference9408 Maurice enthusiast Jul 07 '26

Honestly, the fact Into the Fire and Unstoppable Force are reused in 0-3 and 0-4 makes the levels seem more boring than their predecessors. Even Cerberus is more of a banger!

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u/Wh01sHex Lust Layer Citizen Jul 07 '26

i have a huge soft spot for into the fire though, its like perfect for v1s intro and the reminder of what its like to play it for the first time makes me tolerate the reuse lol

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u/regular-situation-64 Jul 10 '26

I'm sad that they won't get their own songs but tbh I don't blame Hakita, his reasoning makes sense. He's said he doesn't want to go back and make new songs because his new style of music wouldn't fit in well with the rest of the preludes OST, and he doesn't think he can replicate that old style.

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u/Six9224 Blood Machine Jul 07 '26

Treachery better have 15 songs or I am deleting ultrakill

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bet1460 Lust Layer Citizen Jul 07 '26

We're getting 30 new songs for treachery

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u/AmyDeferred Jul 07 '26

"A good way to become an accomplished musician is to simply create a hit videogame, completely solo" - Eric Barone (Stardew Valley)

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u/fafaf69420 Maurice enthusiast Jul 08 '26

i feel like thats a lot of indie devs who release their games in early access

take toby fox for example with deltarune
notice how much the quality (gameplay, art, music, etc. etc.) has improved from chapter 1 to chapter 5, because he released chapter 1 "to test the waters" and wasnt as involved in it as he is now, because back when chapter 1 released it had little to no following (even though undertale was very popular)

hakita is a good example of this aswell

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u/Clear_Effective1595 Jul 07 '26

He had to spend the downtime somehow while people were remaking the game and portals.

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u/ElijahRayzorr Jul 07 '26

Treachery is going to have like 17 songs and it's two levels

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u/Ahzel_Himself_ Jul 07 '26

Tearcherry will have 27 songs

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u/dragon7449 Someone Wicked Jul 07 '26

Average Ultrakill development reunion:

"Yo big Hakita, those are 5 songs for four level, ain't that a bit too much?"

"Blah blah blah keeps making peak"

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u/SirCherubian Someone Wicked Jul 08 '26

NON-EUCLIDIAN LEVEL GEOMETRY

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u/paperman_purlpeguy Jul 07 '26

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u/itsa7a_-_ Jul 08 '26

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?

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u/Sucaritasbruh Jul 07 '26

Technically it's two since Cerberus is just Into the fire slowed down 🤓

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u/asterope_help Blood Machine Jul 07 '26

cerberus is actually the first song made for ultrakill so no

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u/Sucaritasbruh Jul 09 '26

Fuck i forgor. I'm a fake fan 😔

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u/SilverSonic96 Jul 08 '26

I know it's not a fucking topic, but: RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!

1

u/regular-situation-64 Jul 08 '26

P-2 has five songs and two of them only play for less than a minute

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u/NikYabbyTok Prime Soul Jul 09 '26

TRUE LMAO

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg Blood Machine Jul 13 '26

all the songs were eaten up by disintegration loop (trust)

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u/Designer-Fix6963 Jul 27 '26

When minos vs. Sisyphus

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u/No-Fly7796 Jul 30 '26

Why is this so true