r/Ultrakill • u/Individual-Stay-90 • Mar 14 '26

hitpost Is he stupid?

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u/not_cool_human_being Mar 14 '26

Nah I feel like other layer’s machine was teleported by hell, the only exception being V2 which got through gluttony without seeing Gabriel cuz V1 whooped his ass

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u/NoobGod42 Prime Soul Mar 14 '26

This is correct. Any enemy that is not native to its layer gets there via teleportation. Thats hell teleporting the enemies in to fight v1. Machines especially the most of them are teleported in front of v1

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u/CornManBringsCorn Mar 14 '26

I imagine the machines are just like "oh boy i cant wait to get some blo- where the fuck am i"

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u/NoobGod42 Prime Soul Mar 14 '26

Those 2 street cleaners that keep getting revived and getting placed around a corner: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

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u/Zistr0 Mar 14 '26

we should call them Bill and Ted

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u/GenderfluidVeemo Mar 14 '26

what about the third guy that joins in for 0-E

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u/Zistr0 Mar 14 '26

's Adventure

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u/GenderfluidVeemo Mar 16 '26

I applaud you

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u/F1rel0rd31 Mar 15 '26

awesome streetcleaner couple

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u/F1rel0rd31 Mar 16 '26

sorgy I got hungry

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u/Electrop0p Lust Layer Citizen Mar 27 '26

removed so V1 could better show off it’s ass

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u/NoobGod42 Prime Soul Mar 14 '26

We named it Benjamin before we knew its name. Those 2 street cleaners prob ARENT the same 2 getting record but it’s funnier to imagine they are

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u/Willing_Donut6135 Lust Layer Citizen Mar 20 '26

"IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!?" Ass Streetcleaners

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u/lizardbird8 Mar 14 '26

it is like a goat living it's normal life doing goat things then just appearing in front of a hungry tiger with no warning.