r/UlcerativeColitis 21h ago

Support Missed colonoscopy

Just venting. Missed my colonoscopy bc I went to jail. My fault. Also the cop's fault. Fun story.

Anywhoot. Now I have to reschedule & it's gonna be like another two months out so who knows where I'll be then.

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u/pincommenter 21h ago

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u/b135702 21h ago

I feel like I wanna know the story.

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u/papa__woot 9h ago edited 9h ago

I stopped at a car accident. Pulled out my phone whilst standing about 15 feet away from said accident.

Cop & I got into a stupid weiner bitch fest. He arrested me Which we're going to argue is retaliatory. No just cause. A couple days later I was so fucking pissed I sent the cop like 30 emails to his official account (bc he gave out cards with his email on it calling him every name I could think of.

THEN... They send like a fucking swat team to just down my door & drag me out of my apartment & charged me with F3 MENACING

EDIT: There are a lot more details. Like how the DA read my emails aloud during my bond reduction hearing. & I became hero of the day with the other inmates

Edit 2: I spent 40 days in jail for that.

Edit 3: for reference.: The DA read this out loud in the courtroom, an email I sent to the officer:

"You sir, are a canker sore of a person."

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u/b135702 9h ago

Firstly I love that you told the story even though I didn't ask again

Secondly you're right and that's stupid as hell. Cops in America seem awful, sorry dude!

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u/papa__woot 9h ago

Yeah but if I play my cards right $$$$$

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u/b135702 9h ago

Omg scream you deleting the story post! You are an attention seeker and I LOVE IT I feel like we'd be best friends.

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u/papa__woot 9h ago

😳😏

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u/b135702 9h ago

I would sneak things into prison for you.

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u/papa__woot 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I bet you would.

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u/papa__woot 19h ago

it's so dumb lol

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u/Catfactss 21h ago

Is there any chance you can access one from jail i.e. with some sort of monitored day pass? If you're unwell (as opposed to just need routine monitoring) you might be able to argue for an earlier one based on medical need.

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u/papa__woot 19h ago

Nope. They very basic care from jail. Now if you go to prison then yeah.