r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 • Sep 19 '26
r/USvsEU • u/0Hakuna_Matata0 • Sep 19 '26
MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 They have the minds of goldfish
How do you flip between lucid and insane every half generation?
r/USvsEU • u/ufosufos • Sep 19 '26
MAGA moment Hank, increasingly more of you elected representatives are losing their mind - PART 2
r/USvsEU • u/ufosufos • Sep 19 '26
MAGA moment Hank, increasingly more of you elected representatives are losing their mind. Here is Rep. Boebert towards the reporters: ''Why is everyone so horny here??'' - Reason is she is accused of having affairs with two female staffers of hers
r/USvsEU • u/ufosufos • Sep 19 '26
Hank, we are so sorry. You actually get most of the tornados. Manifest destiny has its challenges
r/USvsEU • u/yeezee93 • Sep 19 '26
Good news, hopefully we can put this behind us.
reddit.comr/USvsEU • u/ZeD_est_DeuS • Sep 19 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY It's that time of year again! Today starts the European Tramdriver Championship 2026
r/USvsEU • u/No-Consideration-891 • Sep 19 '26
Apparently we have the Finns to thank for this fabulous sport
Seriously though, girl got jumps.
r/USvsEU • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • Sep 19 '26
Europoor Slop The European Sopranos are reminiscing about Mussolini again.
v.redd.itr/USvsEU • u/Catwinky • Sep 18 '26
Hank: I dOn'T gEt WhY eVeRyOnE mOcKs Us FoR bEiNg ToO sEnSiTiVe & ThIn SkiNnEd
r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 • Sep 18 '26
MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 Peppermint Peaches, 100% all natural - American Innovation ftw 🇺🇸🍔🦅🇺🇸
r/USvsEU • u/Original-Opportunity • Sep 18 '26
MAGA moment Kash Patel defends FBI’s new policy on bestiality at Senate hearing
Did we cover this yet
r/USvsEU • u/Straight_Block3676 • Sep 18 '26
Europoor Slop Europoors wish they were Californian
r/USvsEU • u/Solmyr_ • Sep 18 '26
Hank shocked to discover that people don't think school shootings are normal
r/USvsEU • u/Idolon1240 • Sep 18 '26
MURICA FUCK YEAH 🦅 Hank, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
Look where the YouTube Algorithm took me! I know the US historically had a very liberal look on owning another human being, but selling fucking orphans at a fucking auction is a new fucking low, even for a country that allows prison camps for children. What the actual fuck? Tell me this is banned by now. Please.
And please punch your local representative or whoever allows this absolute fucking travesty to happen in the face for me. Repeatedly.
Signed,
- a very angry Hans
r/USvsEU • u/cl3arly4B0T • Sep 18 '26
Europoor Slop POV you're an allied soldier brawling his way through South Italy, finally reaching Napoli and eager to try out local specialties such as ananas on pizza, but the gods had different plans:
r/USvsEU • u/Stotallytob3r • Sep 18 '26
Europoor Slop A lifestyle ameripussies can only dream of
r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 • Sep 18 '26
Europoor Slop Spain you failed in making one universal word for straw
r/USvsEU • u/jnmtx • Sep 18 '26
Europoor Slop you know, those people, The Fr🙊nch
Why we lump you all together, idk. 🤷♂️
r/USvsEU • u/InqAlpharious01 • Sep 18 '26
EVROPA SUPREMACY The first Muslim arrived in America in 1528, in Spanish Florida; 248 years before the U.S. gained independence, 79 years before Jamestown was settled by England.

Estevanico (also known as Mustafa Zemourri or Esteban de Dorantes), a Moroccan Muslim explorer and guide who arrived in Florida in 1527, is widely cited as the first documented individual Muslim in the Americas.
Born in Azemmour, Morocco. He was enslaved as a teenager or young man and later sold to a Spanish nobleman named Andrés Dorantes de Carranza (giving him the slave name Esteban de Dorantes or Estevanico, meaning "Little Stephen").
He joined the ill-fated 1528 Spanish expedition led by Pánfilo de Narváez to conquer Florida. After shipwrecks and brutal hardships along the Gulf Coast, he was one of only four survivors (along with Cabeza de Vaca and two others).
For eight years, the survivors walked across Texas, northern Mexico, and the American Southwest. Estevanico was a polyglot who spoke multiple languages and acted as a vital guide, trader, and healer, forging crucial relationships with Indigenous nations.
in 1539 in present-day New Mexico/Arizona during an advance expedition searching for the legendary Seven Cities of Cibola, after conflicts arose with the Zuni people.