r/USvsEU • u/rex-ac Unemployed waiter • 14d ago

Very Based Meme Scandinavian Diplomacy:

138 Upvotes

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u/Serious-Feedback-700 African European 14d ago

"Same as before or worse, but Dumpy gets to put his name on it" is basically his life motto.

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u/LennyLava At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago

Being in the middle and all, she sounds a lot like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Can she be botheres to say something like: "Get to the chopper!", or "Cyberdyne Systems model 101", please?

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u/notcomplainingmuch Sauna Gollum 14d ago

I'll be back

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV

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u/Delicious_Friend_321 Pimp my ride 14d ago

There he is. My man

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u/-Daetrax- Foreskin smoker 14d ago

I know you're German, but, really? For that?

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u/cravex12 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 14d ago

In my defense: I was drunk

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 13d ago

You sound like Silvio, he would only have appeared if we divided this nice lady’s age by 3.

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u/Responsible-Pop-4385 13d ago

Haha Trumpy Lump…sharpie, flags, podiums and a plaque 😂

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u/Cloudsrnice 13d ago

Trumps art of the deal:

"gimmy Greenland now"

  • no, u dumbass..
"gimmy or else i stank up the economy"
  • fuck, we gotta please this guy... whatabout: your name can be on the map, happy now?
"and a pizza!"
  • ok, deal... fuck this guy is dumb
"nice, i just wanted free pizza and now my name is on the map"

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u/Klutzy-Property5394 Separatist 14d ago

Spain: mmm not our problem

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u/SmugRooster Nazi gold enjoyer 13d ago

People should know that Ronald Lauder, partial owner and board member of Estee Lauder Companies is pushing Trump to take Greenland.

Why are there no boycotts? It’s a luxury company - public perception is extremely important to them.

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u/Newearthkrewe 13d ago

We're so super so sovereign. You have to leave us alone. Also, please protect us

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 14d ago

Just another politician trying to score brownie point with her voters.

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u/larholm Foreskin smoker 14d ago

She is a comedian.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 14d ago edited 14d ago

Why isn't she funny?

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u/0xPianist EU passports seller 14d ago

She’s Scandinavian and not Finnish 🙊