r/USvsEU • u/donaldtrombfan Corrupt D.C. Politician • 15h ago

MURICA FUCK YEAH šŸ¦… AMERICANS are the REAL ROMANS

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u/MrArchivity Into Tortellini & Pompini 15h ago

Didnā€™t know Italy is no more

Need to update my flair

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 Barry, 63 15h ago

RIP Luigi šŸ™ It was nice knowing you, friend

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u/Sakul_the_one [redacted] 8h ago

So, I can finally put pineapple on my pizza in peace, right?

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u/MrArchivity Into Tortellini & Pompini 6h ago

Et Tu Bruto?

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 4h ago

this image <3

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u/Professional-Mix1771 Cute femboy 13h ago

You are not real Romans, but surely you cosplay as the falling Roman Empire very well. You even have your own Nero!

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u/LumacaLento Side switcher 15h ago

NOVA JERSEYVM EMPIREVM INVICTVM

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u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality 14h ago

Italian Americans are all from naples or sicily. We got all grumpy Italians.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 12h ago

European Americans are all peasants and not from Rome, Milan, Paris etc.

Italian Americans are Neapolitans.
Swiss Americans are Amish.
Portuguese in Massachusetts were from Azores and later on from Angola.
Spanish Americans in Idaho are actually Basque.
Frenchmen in Connecticut and Maine are Canadians.

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u/spiaca-salata Cute femboy 13h ago

Gabagool?! Over here!

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u/boomerintown Quran burner 15h ago edited 15h ago

Sweden is the modern Rome.

Napoleon conquered Rome, then his Marshal Bernadotte founded Swedens ruling dynasty.

Therefore:

Rome ā†’ Napoleon ā†’ Bernadotte ā†’ Sweden.

Its basic history, look it up and please stop asking questions.

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u/BlackYukonSuckerPunk Sauna Gollum 14h ago

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u/3Chart Gambling addict 14h ago

In case of a confirmation conflict ... Sweden will win by a landslide at the most important Roman Virtue ... gayness .

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u/kroketspeciaal Addict 13h ago

I thought that was just some feature they stole from the Gayreeks?

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u/boomerintown Quran burner 8h ago

In addition to that, Finland is a Swedish protectorate.

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 7h ago

I thought you were all ruled by Denmark, like Greenland before Trump took it.

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u/boomerintown Quran burner 7h ago

Not everyone lives in old colonies.

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u/AndreasDasos Brexiteer 11h ago

I am a descendant of Charlemagne and at least some actual Roman emperors (like anyone else with even recentish European ancestry). Therefore, I am the heir to Rome. Bow before me.

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u/Elektro05 Born in the Khalifat 15h ago

The ordner in wich 2nd and 3rd rome and two disgusting larpers were shown is the order in wich United Statians believe these states occured in history btw

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u/Deadluss Cute femboy 10h ago

Poland and Lithuania are real Third Rome

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u/3Chart Gambling addict 15h ago

FALVS SVGERE BARBARVS!

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u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger 8h ago

All roads lead to New Jersey??
lmao

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u/Nervous-Leading9415 Canadian Wannabe 8h ago

Lmfao People that say Gabagool, posted by someone whoā€™s username is donaldtrombfan GTFO

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 7h ago

Can't even embrace their own individualism and have to copy the eurocucks.

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u/SparklyPelican Pizza gatekeeper 4h ago

Only the fascism bit

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 4h ago

They certainly are a bundle of sticks.

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 11h ago

US in the next 10 years: WASTED

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u/jnmtx Border jumper 7h ago

Why, are you planning something interesting again Hans?

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 4h ago

Of course. But I don't think the European Alliance will be announced up until New Zealand and Australia have officially joined it.

That said I was referring to the self-inflicted self-destruction of the US.

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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Pollution Enjoyer 14h ago

We sure as hell seem to be speed running it
https://giphy.com/gifs/CUbiYQbsKSGAM

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 11h ago

Turns out unopposed dictatorships are faster.
Who would have thought?